He’ll never be able to bench his own weight.
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I really hope that attic floor comes crashing down.
RETARD RETARD RETARD0% chance be carried it all up in one go.
the man is a villain, plain and simpleHow many times has he used the "heh... first workout is getting it into the attic!" joke? Fucking hack.
He’s always giving updates about buying equipment, unboxing it, taking it to the attic. And then the updates suddenly stop from there. Not once does he even briefly mention using it, or even show us the home gym in action
Warning: Pat would cheat. He'd bring a gun or nunchucks. He'd also drop weight to 225 and look emaciated, then the night before the fight drink gallons of melted ice cream to get back to 290.Can we get a promotion going for one of us to fight Pat UFC style? We can give him an extra 20 pounds even. If he wins, we pay Quaso's fees. If he loses, he never goes on social media again.
I don't know what all of you naysayers are talking about. It seems like a super smart idea to me to put another 300 pounds of crap up in his dry, dingy attic directly above his upstairs tenants. There's no chance of anything going wrong.
Yeah I don’t get the layout of this house. So it’s a duplex with a top and bottom unit and he’s in the bottom unit but also has access to the attic?I don't know what all of you naysayers are talking about. It seems like a super smart idea to me to put another 300 pounds of crap up in his dry, dingy attic directly above his upstairs tenants. There's no chance of anything going wrong.
I dont think he has tenants anymore. Why arent their cars out their back?Yeah I don’t get the layout of this house. So it’s a duplex with a top and bottom unit and he’s in the bottom unit but also has access to the attic?
I dont think he has tenants anymore. Why arent their cars out their back?
Theres no parking signs out the front. Can only park there for 3 hours before youre towed. I know too much about this loser. Im fucking deranged.Tenants probably park in the street. They'd lose that dump if they weren't renting half of it out.
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