Who here thinks he's actually going to be lifting 300?

[Clint Ruin]

 

[guest]

Whoa, he carried up 300 pounds in five trips up some stairs? This guy's shredded.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Brianna Wu isn't going to fuck you, Pat. Not even with that crime scene looking, Frankenstein'd "pussy".

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Whoa, he carried up 300 pounds in five trips up some stairs? This guy's shredded.

*eats shredded cheese

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Half flight. Half hovel.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

The only physical exercise he's done in the past decade is throwing his daughter out of his life.

 

[guest]

a 300 pound set usually comes with something like. Its not like its a solid block of concrete



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Technically True Pig strikes again. I thought it came in an atlas stone...

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Half flight. Half hovel.

and half wit

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

a 300 pound set usually comes with something like. Its not like its a solid block of concrete



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I'm pretty sure he worded that tweet to imply that he was carrying the whole thing up at once. As we all know, he has fibbed about moving weights before

 

[Stent]

His car would've felt more balanced if he sat the weights on the passenger seat.

 

[MonsterSteve]

0% chance be carried it all up in one go.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

Ribs, poor George attempts a joke and gets swatted down by our delicate piglet.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

He carries 300 pounds when he gets up and waddles

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Ribs, poor George attempts a joke and gets swatted down by our delicate piglet.

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standup comedian, everyone

 

[guest]

Ribs, poor George attempts a joke and gets swatted down by our delicate piglet.

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Home gym haha. It's an adjustable bench. He just unboxed it a few days ago. Jesus. Just die pig.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Ribs, poor George attempts a joke and gets swatted down by our delicate piglet.

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what a fucking buffoon. even the mildest of jokes at Ricks expense send him into an autistic rage. he badly wanted to end this sentence with “,child” but couldn’t afford to lose another follower.

also he’s really noticeably fat.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

what a fucking buffoon. even the mildest of jokes at Ricks expense send him into an autistic rage. he badly wanted to end this sentence with “,child” but couldn’t afford to lose another follower.

also he’s really noticeably fat.

shit, could that be the reason for his total lack of childing today despite him being so worked up earlier? Also lmao imagine being an adult man and caring about twitter

 

[guest]

So they had to hire piano movers to haul the 300lb treadmill upstairs but Fitness Pat was able to carry 300 lbs up the stairs? Something smells fishy and it's not MM Schill's pussy.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

He couldn't even carry 300 pounds on his wedding night, when he failed to carry Niki across the threshold.

 

[guest]

Can we get a promotion going for one of us to fight Pat UFC style? We can give him an extra 20 pounds even. If he wins, we pay Quaso's fees. If he loses, he never goes on social media again.