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You could start a familyI want to be a better person
"MosT Fights EnD uP ON the grOUnd!"
I want to be a better person
Homosexuality and permanent joint painWhat am I in for?
It's still funny to me, dammit!this was funny when I was 13
I wish immediate death on anybody that goes through the trouble of typing out this reddit shit
hopefully you're that guy here with ass cancer
Lots balls and asshole in your face followed by aggressive man hugsI’m starting a class in 2 weeks.
What am I in for?
My Turkish brother-in-law's been training for a few years. He's a blue belt now, started to do competitions. Sis says he comes home bruised a lot, or with muscle pain. He's also a linger-longer Roganite, and before he married my sis he was a bodybuilder. Won't shut up about either.
Being culturally Arab he ofc has no issue sensually touching other men, and I suspect he's a closeted bisexual anyhow (it takes them a while to extricate feelings of homosociality from homosexuality, see aforementioned), so I suppose to be in a BJJ setting works for him.
I wouldn't know, I don't like how men smell and look and lose all reason when sweaty or half/naked, sounds grim ygm.
BOOOO!!!My Turkish brother-in-law...
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