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Who do you root for?

Who would you rather see win?


  • Total voters
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FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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I'd have to vote pat because the idea is funny. Nikki would immediately try to divorce him to try and get half, pat would hire the best lawyer (not some twink who can't eat his fat coal burning slob sisters ass right), and Nikki can request pat pay her lawyer fees so she'd find someone expensive. They'd end up burning through the million fighting over stupid shit until they're broke again and stuck together because they can't afford the $399 do it yourself option.
 

WifeStoreWill

The WifeStore called, they’re running out of gooks
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