Who do I blame/hate for this?

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Faggot

Welp, you’re definitely at least 40 then.

 

[guest]

Welp, you’re definitely at least 40 then.

I'm 38

 

[Feehan's Fart Box]

Tammy and the T-Rex really was the shit. The dead body from weekend at Bernie's puts Paul Walker's brain into an animatronic T-Rex and the hot girl is Denise Richards?

Still more believable and entertaining than any of these current "Fast" movies from the looks of things.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I'm 38

You really don’t like the first two then? Tokyo Drift was kind of whatever but the second one rules.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Is the Rock in these movies?

They sort of replaced him with Jason Momoa.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

They sort of replaced him with Jason Momoa.

Do they play the same character?

 

[SensibleKeks]

Familia Bros... we're back for one last ride!

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

China and the Jews making the film.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

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I guess Tokyo Drift wasn't a hit

Because the Chinese hate Japan. The last two movies didn't even make their budget back domestically. It was all international. F9 opened at $70M in the USA and $137M in China, and is the only movie other than Endgame to have a $100M+ opening weekend.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Do they play the same character?

I think John Cena is basically playing that character combined with Paul Walker's role as Vin's long lost brother, and Momoa is just there for Rock vibes.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think John Cena is basically playing that character combined with Paul Walker's role as Vin's long lost brother, and Momoa is just there for Rock vibes.

ME: what happened to the Nissan Skylines?

 

[Chive Turkey]

I remember people saying the first few movies are boring, and that around the fourth one they got so ridiculous and over the top that they actually became entertaining, but now it looks like they've looped back to being soap operas for hoodrats.

Still haven't seen any and don't plan to, even the supposedly ''so bad it's good'' ones. The whole atmosphere just feels way to douchey for me to even like it ironically.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I was 10 or 11 when the first one came out and I thought it was the best movie ever made and that Vin Diesel was the coolest motherfucker alive. I was basically gay for Vin Diesel. I saw Triple X (dogshit movie) twice in the theater. I loved Knockaround Guys (dogshit movie) as well. Also A Man Apart (from what I remember, actually not dogshit). At one point I saw on ET or something that Vin Diesel made a breakdancing tutorial video before he got famous and I was like "Well shit, I gotta find that and learn how to breakdance." Kids are idiots.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I'm waiting for Vin Diesel to get old like Stallone and make a drama simply called Toretto. He's in his 60s and everyone else has been killed over the years of car crashes and violence. He starts waking up to the fact that he's the problem and that maybe cars are gay.

Before that they'll make one more last gasp to revive it where they mostly go around revisiting old locations and characters. They'll just call it Furious.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I still like that Harrison Ford demanded they write him out. He hates Star Wars fans too.

I read recently the reason Lucas had Han Solo put in carbonite in Empire Strikes Back was because Harrison Ford hadn’t signed on for the any sequels after Empire so if he didn’t come back that was his way of being out.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Yeah, I don't know the reason but I assume it's because they're both annoying faggots.

In this case it was because vin was being the bigger faggot, he hates the rock because he thinks the rock should be thanking him for rocks career and that without him “paving the wall” the rock would have never been a thing yet he was a top WWE star and started doing movies around the time of the first furious movie.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember when they thought Vin Diesel was going to be this huge box office action star like Stallone or Schwarzenegger but flopped outside of the furious movies and now it’s the only role he gets. He made it a point to NOT do the second one because he was going to be doing much bigger things. Not so.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I remember people saying the first few movies are boring, and that around the fourth one they got so ridiculous and over the top that they actually became entertaining, but now it looks like they've looped back to being soap operas for hoodrats.

Still haven't seen any and don't plan to, even the supposedly ''so bad it's good'' ones. The whole atmosphere just feels way to douchey for me to even like it ironically.

That’s why they make so much money overseas the movies pretty much don’t need dialogue so it doesn’t have anything lost in translation

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

ME: what happened to the Nissan Skylines?

Look at all these charts. Hard hitting journalism from the folksch at Bloomberg.

Bloomberg - Are you a robot?

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

That’s why they make so much money overseas the movies pretty much don’t need dialogue so it doesn’t have anything lost in translation

That’s exactly why they don’t make many comedies anymore.