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Who besides Paul do you think has cried tears over the redditors?

FranksWirecutters

Glow nigger. Got any of those IPs for me?
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Lynne because her daughter married the worst person possible
The best true answer. She hugs her extra tight whenever she leaves and let's her know she'll be there if she ever needs anything (including a shovel and an alibi for the hole they dig in the woods), knowing it's just a matter of time before she's picking her up at the hospital for the 28th time she's "walked into a door."
 

captain_kamala

Calling all simps
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The best true answer. She hugs her extra tight whenever she leaves and let's her know she'll be there if she ever needs anything (including a shovel and an alibi for the hole they dig in the woods), knowing it's just a matter of time before she's picking her up at the hospital for the 28th time she's "walked into a door."
Yep when my husband was beating me my mom always "accidentally" called me. Oh whoops didn't mean to do that you want to come spend the weekend with us?
 

Harry's Enticer

WOULD
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Found it
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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People who we've likely made cry:

Linzbella
Joe
Dawn
Logan Lynn, when we pointed out all his pedo imagery and pondered on the expanse of his rectal cavity
Fat Timpf, when we made fun of her dead brother
Sue
Paul Weimer never stops crying because people keep him away from their kids
Fatfuck Liz Clarke (Did she EVER come back on the internet?)
Shane Butternokes
Random fat chicks Nik employs
Jackie who tries to keep her chin up but it's real heavy
 

DominusOdium

Owner/Operator of Liquor Gallery, Elizabeth NJ
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Liz Clarke Writes is the only smart character in this saga. She took one look at herself and her Internet presence and got the fuck outta Dodge before things got uglier.
She did try to motherfuck us by giving Pat his infamous IP list but otherwise yeah, she crawled under her cat piss stained bed and never returned and is the better for it.
 
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