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Lynne because her daughter married the worst person possible
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Speaking of farm animals, I'm sure everyone who owned a murdered pasture pet shed tears over it.Shane's farm animal with the front butt.![]()
The best true answer. She hugs her extra tight whenever she leaves and let's her know she'll be there if she ever needs anything (including a shovel and an alibi for the hole they dig in the woods), knowing it's just a matter of time before she's picking her up at the hospital for the 28th time she's "walked into a door."Lynne because her daughter married the worst person possible
Yep when my husband was beating me my mom always "accidentally" called me. Oh whoops didn't mean to do that you want to come spend the weekend with us?The best true answer. She hugs her extra tight whenever she leaves and let's her know she'll be there if she ever needs anything (including a shovel and an alibi for the hole they dig in the woods), knowing it's just a matter of time before she's picking her up at the hospital for the 28th time she's "walked into a door."
Someone said they tried to take the photo on a timer when she was away, but she crawled into the shot in time, annoying the rest of the family. Depressing and hilarious.
It's the only explanation. This is the picture they have framedSomeone said they tried to take the photo on a timer when she was away, but she crawled into the shot in time, annoying the rest of the family. Depressing and hilarious.
Now I'm gonna cry.
Liz Clarke Writes is the only smart character in this saga. She took one look at herself and her Internet presence and got the fuck outta Dodge before things got uglier.Fatfuck Liz Clarke (Did she EVER come back on the internet?)
She did try to motherfuck us by giving Pat his infamous IP list but otherwise yeah, she crawled under her cat piss stained bed and never returned and is the better for it.Liz Clarke Writes is the only smart character in this saga. She took one look at herself and her Internet presence and got the fuck outta Dodge before things got uglier.
She gave Pat that list of IP addresses I wouldn't be shocked if she is obsessed with this place on the level that Jackie is.Liz Clarke Writes is the only smart character in this saga. She took one look at herself and her Internet presence and got the fuck outta Dodge before things got uglier.
LizClarkeEats is up there with Fatrick for easy but rib busting names.Liz Clarke Writes is the only smart character in this saga. She took one look at herself and her Internet presence and got the fuck outta Dodge before things got uglier.
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