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I’m going Stern with OnA in second.
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I wasn’t counting Fez but I think Earl makes at least one. Dave likes shoving stuff up his ass too.Going to go with OnA since I’m very unfamiliar with the Stern crew tbhwc. Idk if you can even count Fez as closeted since he came out eventually and was probably more of an asexual shut-in than he was a gay.
Dave is (or was?) married with kids so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Earl definitely is though. Who on Stern is closeted?I wasn’t counting Fez but I think Earl makes at least one. Dave likes shoving stuff up his ass too.
Howard, Fred, Ralph, and Sal & Richard are “closeted” in the same way Dave is.Dave is (or was?) married with kids so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Earl definitely is though. Who on Stern is closeted?
Not sure why I even asked lol, I don’t really know any of them besides hoohoo. I guess that show does have the most closet cases thenHoward, Fred, Ralph, and Sal & Richard are “closeted” in the same way Dave is.
The host.Dave is (or was?) married with kids so I’ll give him the benefit of the doubt. Earl definitely is though. Who on Stern is closeted?
I don't remember it being called that.They didn’t call it The Opie and Faggot show for nothing.
“I have a strong chinned girlfriend who lives in Niagara Falls.” Fez said this to a woman who asked him out after accusing Al Dukes of being gay for rejecting her because she didn’t have much of a chin. Al Dukes was also a closet case in my opinion.Someone on Ron and Fez was gay? Was it Fez? Ron? Pepper? Fez had a thing with Dawn Cumia and his chick up here, in Niagara, Ron was married multiple time... so... Pepper was a mo? Really? I guess the hind legs of the centaur were just some other guys legs while fucking him in the ass? Weird.
Depends what local market you were listening in.I don't remember it being called that.
If putting a man's paint covered penis in your mouth is gay, who the fuck can say they're straight?Stern by far. The host. The gay antics of the sal and richard. The new male staffers engaging in open mouth kissing with jd . Most of the whack pack in hindsight were fags except Beetlejuice.
O an A jim was pretty clear he's a fag and anthony dabbles.
Those were the years you were high on cat tranqs.I don't remember it being called that.
There was also George Takei who was a closeted fag for a long time and became an announcer on the show. Crazy Cabbie had trouble getting hard for women but it might have been his obesity getting the way. There are probably other random wack packers who were fags as well. And certainly most of them were deviant and sick people. Stuttering John once admitted on air he could only get hard for anal sex with women.From the Stern show: Elephant Boy, Joey Boots, Captain Jacks, and Highpitch Mike were closeted and came out as gay.
During Artie's first public drug and drink related breakdown he was found in the bed with another dude and cuddling with the guy and crying. Artie also once did a 'prank' on George Takei on Stern where he admitted to George off air that he was secretly gay and needed George's help to write his coming out speech for the air. But instead of it coming across as funny it just sounded like a fag honestly confessing his degeneracy.Artie is gay no question
Howard definitely had sex with Ralph which makes them both fags. Howard always had fags on the show getting naked and men doing gay stunts 'for the joke'. Howard once did some lame monologue on the show where he said "gays are the most wonderful people on earth" or something which was a planned PR stunt that his publicist then sent to every media outlet.Howard, Fred, Ralph, and Sal & Richard are “closeted” in the same way Dave is.
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