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The first one is Pat after hearing he didn't win Prag of the Year.
No medium rare requests from Pat though. Well done is suitable to my palate, Johnny Dio child.He'll become famous for his prison meatloaf. Too many onions, if you ask me.
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Wait - I don't remember Schillinger raping Shane Gillis?
I remember Patrice saying this exact thing. "If you accept anything for free they're gonna want it back and then some the next day"That show really gave you an appreciation for male rape.
As an aside, I've been in county a few times (no, never convicted) and the few county jails I was in made you watch videos on how to protect yourself from getting rape-- one tip was don't take anything for free. If an inmate is being nice to you and offers you something for free, watch your bunghole.
If he goes to county, they may have an auxiliary unit that is dorm/barracks style. I doubt he ever goes to jail unless he completely blows off the hearing, and then the judge issues a warrant and remands Patrick to jail without a bond--- make Patrick sit on ice for awhile would be a great bit.I remember Patrice saying this exact thing. "If you accept anything for free they're gonna want it back and then some the next day"
So Pat goes to jail... but will he face prison with general population? I would assume something like failure to pay debts is the lowest security facility they have. I figure there would be scraps here and there but the possibility of being raped is incredibly low if nonexistent.
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