Which broad took the worst nosedive?

[Salted Earth Truffle]

Kathy Ireland had a moment where she almost pulled a Fonda (she wasn’t pregnant):

She had some kind of thyroid/hormone thing after having kids and he won major points with the hausfraus for staying with her. Plus his shit-eating grin in the "before" picture suggests he likes more cushion

And his previous wife (who was significantly older than him) died of cancer so he already had panties drenched as a widowed father. He and his zaftig wife also have kids and seem to like each other’s company. Pierce seems like he’s from the Ronald Reagan school of husbandry.

 

[guest]

I don’t know her name but Pierce Bronsons wife turned into a fatty.

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To be honest witcha I still would.

Nice before and before picture, stupid.

 

[guest]

Kathy Ireland had a moment where she almost pulled a Fonda (she wasn’t pregnant):

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And his previous wife (who was significantly older than him) died of cancer so he already had panties drenched as a widowed father. He and his zaftig wife also have kids and seem to like each other’s company. Pierce seems like he’s from the Ronald Reagan school of husbandry.

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Wise words

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Kathy Ireland had a moment where she almost pulled a Fonda (she wasn’t pregnant):

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And his previous wife (who was significantly older than him) died of cancer so he already had panties drenched as a widowed father. He and his zaftig wife also have kids and seem to like each other’s company. Pierce seems like he’s from the Ronald Reagan school of husbandry.

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Reagan divorced his first wife and knocked up his second before they ever tied the knot.

 

[eggfeller]

danny elfman is the kikiest goblin to ever exist. if we’re gonna go out on a limb & assume the holocaust actually happened, it was because of his face

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t know her name but Pierce Bronsons wife turned into a fatty.

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To be honest witcha I still would.

No disrespect to Pierce Brosnon but I'd get down with his thick wife.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

So you're saying that whole long post was a bit?

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What a lovely woman. Smart, educated, successful, beautiful, and she told Joe Cumia to go get his shinebox.

 

[Jack_Horner]

danny elfman is the kikiest goblin to ever exist. if we’re gonna go out on a limb & assume the holocaust actually happened, it was because of his face

Elfman's wife (Bridget Fonda) is a hog, but it's pretty obvious that she's his beard

Brosnan doesn't set off my Gaydar, and him and his wife actually seem to spend time together and look happy. I don't think I've ever seen a picture of Elfman with his wife.

 

[ISO__JOE]

british women age like milk. many such cases.

 

[guest]

I've jacked off to her feet in Jackie Brown more than once.

I'll bet she has gout now.

I would still. Old people need to jack off to what they know. And what they know is how your body fails you. How you slowly die.

 

[Dog Eater]

I've jacked off to her feet in Jackie Brown more than once.

I'll bet she has gout now.

What the fuck happened to you, woman? Shit, your ass use'ta be beautiful.