Which actor would you cast to play Anthony Cumia?

[guest]

Anthony Cumia should be cast to play

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

Edward James Almost 10 years old

Edward James Almost white but mostly a spaghetti nigger

Edward James Almost lost all my money because I hired a crooked money-skimming cop as my manager.

Edward James Almost a girl but she had a cock

I'm still hilarious

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

That's the most Sanford & Sons I've ever watched. Not bad...

 

[guest]

His portrayal of Ant in his new music video for his hit song "Lolita love"

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Harvey Fierstein or Marc Summers?

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

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Edward James face looks like a freeway that never gets repaired. And he's still more handsome than the back alley Tunisian.

 

[Mc.Faggot]

That's the most Sanford & Sons I've ever watched. Not bad...

Sanford and Sons is really funny

Red Fox is a lazy alcoholic who says funny mean things to people, especially Aunt Ester

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

People always think that in the picture of the time I met Opie and Mike Tyson, that I'm Anthony. It's terribly insulting.

 

[WhereWeAt]

The great William Hickey could portray Anthony in the WNEW days. Too young for today's Anthony, though.

 

[Zeroman]

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The great William Hickey could portray Anthony in the WNEW days. Too young for today's Anthony, though.

Just CGI it in post. Add Texturizer on the face and crank that shit up to the highest value.

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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The great William Hickey could portray Anthony in the WNEW days. Too young for today's Anthony, though.

RIP William Hickey. that man was hilarious. Also gilbert playing his nephew on wings was classic

 

[MonsterSteve]

 

[ElectricLightKazooII]

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HER BODY'S DECOMPOSING IN MY LOCKERRRRRRRRR!

 

[1073waaf]

Didn’t Robert Englund already play him in like 9 movies?

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Tim Curry in his current state

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Peter O'Toole. The current, dead version.

 

[analeggsalad]

Tim Curry in his current state

(any pic of him in the past 3 years)

 

[ShutYourCakeHorn]

These guys should play Jim & Anthony, though Anthony doesn't look quite horrifying enough to be honest, maybe we could dig up Raul Julia's corpse, that would better represent Anthony's current incarnation.

 

[Snake]

David Cronenberg's

THE EGG

 

[aRTie02150]

Anyone who has died and is still rotting in their casket should do fine.