Those sweet chili doritos in the purple bag are the best new dorito flavor since they brought out cool ranch.
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TriggeredWhy do fogfags need to point out how their words are better than the ones we use in America and act like we give a fuck?
It's like how we call them "pedos", and they call them "nonces", when we should all just call them what they are - SFWA members.Why do fogfags need to point out how their words are better than the ones we use in America and act like we give a fuck?
Came here to post this. They sell them at the store by my house. So goodOnly the true patposters know...
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They're out in the free world now? Damn, the whole joke was that they were only sold in prison.Came here to post this. They sell them at the store by my house. So good
I only drink tea, water and coffee. Don’t remember the last time I had candy or ice cream. I’m the same god damn way.My Achilles heel. I don't care for chocolates and candies, hardly ever drink soda, can take or leave fast food, forget that ice cream exists, but give me a bag of chilli heatwave Doritos and it's gone in a few minutes. Digging these lime and cilantro flavour fancy man gourmet corn chips I discovered recently. Try to limit myself to a couple of small bowls a week.
Vito?I don’t like snacks like that. I prefer hot wings slathered in sauce while I’m in my rig. No reason for napkins either, I just rub my hands on my pants.
Yeah, I'd add Bourbon after 8 p.m and the occasional gatorrade to that beverage list but same. Never really had much of a sweet tooth, even as a kid, but I did prefer Sprite and Mars bars back then. No desire now.I only drink tea, water and coffee. Don’t remember the last time I had candy or ice cream. I’m the same god damn way.
AIDS!?Vito?
He was catching, not pitching?AIDS!?
Nobody's got AIDS! I don't want to hear that word in hear againAIDS!?
Hell yes brotherKettle brand salt & pepper with a nice onion dip.
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