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Where we at with Michael Jackson?

DMAN

"DMANIAC" IN YOUR USER TITLE TO SHOW RESPECT
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LOL, this is his girl friend, and I heard she's taller than him...
Sounds pretty embarrassing for him, but that would be hot if she were just towering over me.

She dumped him years ago, pulled out a phone and recorded him crying like a fag because he didn't want her working at hot topic or some shit. Probably knew some other metal head would steal her away from this fluke relationship.

In like 2015, she was one of those MAGA thots who gained followers by pretending to be tradcathy while showing off her juicy ass.
She was one of those corny bitches who pretended to love serial killers, so of course she was wooed by his cringey "COOL GUY" sticking up for michael jackson videos.

He definitely snatched her in her prime though. She was smoking hot before him. He must have done a number on her, as Now she hates men, she put on a bunch of muscle, and looks like the wrestler Chyna. I mourn her shapely, doughy fresh out of high school body. Why would anyone fuck a musclebound woman?

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Why would anyone fuck a musclebound woman?
IDK, guess you just gotta be the right kinda guy...

She dumped him years ago, pulled out a phone and recorded him crying like a fag because he didn't want her working at hot topic or some shit. Probably knew some other metal head would steal her away from this fluke relationship.

In like 2015, she was one of those MAGA thots who gained followers by pretending to be tradcathy while showing off her juicy ass.
She was one of those corny bitches who pretended to love serial killers, so of course she was wooed by his cringey "COOL GUY" sticking up for michael jackson videos.

He definitely snatched her in her prime though. She was smoking hot before him. He must have done a number on her, as Now she hates men, she put on a bunch of muscle, and looks like the wrestler Chyna. I mourn her shapely, doughy fresh out of high school body.
That bad huh...
Well, she'll grow out of that phase.
 
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