Where we at with Betty White dying?

[Gay Faggot.]

Careful you don't cut somebody with that edge...

Sometimes I just sit and fucking brood.

 

[O&AWOWSTICKERSTOP!]

Something,something, thank you for being our friend.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I never got paid for that superbowl Snickers commercial because of her. I had to give her my cut because the goddamn cunt ASSAULTED me. On a break one day, she came up and we were chatting about the primetime Emmys and family, etc. Anyway, I ended up telling her a joke that ended with me showing her the topless nudie magazine picture of her in her younger days that I keep folded in my wallet and drumming the melody to "My Angel Is a Centerfold" on her saggy tits. Clearly a harmless joke between old friends, right? The bitch slapped me in my face and started pulling on a tuft of my carefully maintained ear hair. I didn't do anything anyone else wouldn't have. I yanked on her hair, called her a washed up whore who was always ugly anyways and shoved an unwrapped Snickers bar down her throat and calmly said "YOU SEEM CRANKY, HAVE A SNICKERS, I BET THAT REMINDS YOU OF RON GLASS'S TINY BLACK PRICK DOESN'T IT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING OLD COOZE?" and then we were separated and I had my goddamn pelvis shattered for the third time by security FOR NO REASON. And then the kikes said they'd ruin my life unless I gave her my earnings for the commercial. So here I am. Motherfucked with a glass pelvis. I can't wait to see her at a celebrity ghost party.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

I never got paid for that superbowl Snickers commercial because of her. I had to give her my cut because the goddamn cunt ASSAULTED me. On a break one day, she came up and we were chatting about the primetime Emmys and family, etc. Anyway, I ended up telling her a joke that ended with me showing her the topless nudie magazine picture of her in her younger days that I keep folded in my wallet and drumming the melody to "My Angel Is a Centerfold" on her saggy tits. Clearly a harmless joke between old friends, right? The bitch slapped me in my face and started pulling on a tuft of my carefully maintained ear hair. I didn't do anything anyone else wouldn't have. I yanked on her hair, called her a washed up whore who was always ugly anyways and shoved an unwrapped Snickers bar down her throat and calmly said "YOU SEEM CRANKY, HAVE A SNICKERS, I BET THAT REMINDS YOU OF RON GLASS'S TINY BLACK PRICK DOESN'T IT YOU FUCKING DISGUSTING OLD COOZE?" and then we were separated and I had my goddamn pelvis shattered for the third time by security FOR NO REASON. And then the kikes said they'd ruin my life unless I gave her my earnings for the commercial. So here I am. Motherfucked with a glass pelvis. I can't wait to see her at a celebrity ghost party.

We know, we all watch TMZ.

 

[guest]

I had no problems...probably a jewess, but still, she lived her life.

 

[Will Tate]

She did pretty good at the CC William Shatner roast, her dig at Nichelle Nichols was particularly memorable.

 

[Stent]

At least now the internet will shut up about her. Years of cutesy posting images of her and now she'll be forgotten in a week.

 

[guest]

I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Unintentional humor on da Google

I guess she shoulda kept her fuckin mouth shut huh

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

She was born in 1922 so Im sure she’s cool

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I wouldn't fuck her with Bea Arthur's dick.

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

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damn why is nana So red

 

[RobertMewler]

Wish I saw this yesterday.. fawk:

 

[RobertMewler]