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Nice 18th hole, stupid spic.Anyone else catch Mito's meltdown? Double bogey'd the last hole to fall to -4. Fawwwkin' brutal. Zalatoris/Thomas playoff to decide the winner. Hope Zalatoris wins it. He looks like Happy Gilmore's caddy.
One of those things I’ve been meaning to do for probably 15 years and just never get around to it for some reason. Maybe this fall I’ll finally sign up for some lessons.
I would think you’ve got to get a lessor or 2 just to startSame here. Anyone wanna chime in on the best way to get started? Just buy some clubs and go to the range or get lessons first?
If you don't want to spend a lot to start, just try and find a nice 2nd hand set of clubs. Watch some tutorials on YouTube and go to the range whenever you can. After several trips to the range you should be fine to walk on a course.Same here. Anyone wanna chime in on the best way to get started? Just buy some clubs and go to the range or get lessons first?
me and my chick have been wanting to check out Topgolf. supposed to be expensive but fun, they have clubs and i think the sensors in the balls score the points for you.Same here. Anyone wanna chime in on the best way to get started? Just buy some clubs and go to the range or get lessons first?
Same here. Anyone wanna chime in on the best way to get started? Just buy some clubs and go to the range or get lessons first?
I agree with those who said get used clubs.Same here. Anyone wanna chime in on the best way to get started? Just buy some clubs and go to the range or get lessons first?
Someone I know well married his golf cart girl5. The drink cart girl won’t blow you because you awkwardly hit on her. She’s heard every line
I want to get into it because it seems like the last place you can actually smoke cigars at. People don't do the fake cough bullshit after smelling a tiny amount of smoke outside on a course, right?A few other rules for beginners:
1. Repair divots and ball marks and don’t step in another player’s line on the green.
2. If you can’t play well at least play fast, and if you are holding up the group behind you, let them play through.
3. Don’t bother buying good golf balls because they will quickly end up in the water or the woods. It’s a waste.
4. If you get a hole in one, you buy a round.
5. The drink cart girl won’t blow you because you awkwardly hit on her. She’s heard every line.
6. If you don’t get your ball past the ladies tees, you play the hole with your dick out.
I don’t smoke them, but I see guys that do, usually the old guys. The smoke doesn’t bother me, but some guys will put down their cigars to putt and then forget to pick them up, so there’s always a few bats littering the greens.I want to get into it because it seems like the last place you can actually smoke cigars at. People don't do the fake cough bullshit after smelling a tiny amount of smoke outside on a course, right?
A Brothaman is free to puff away?
I don't see a person with a wheelchair in this promotional photo...me and my chick have been wanting to check out Topgolf. supposed to be expensive but fun, they have clubs and i think the sensors in the balls score the points for you.
Where do you play, brothaman?I’m a 6 handicap and I start looking for the drink cart girl on about the 11th tee, so getting better won’t necessarily change your mentality.
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