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When you were a young man (18-24) did you used to simp for attractive girls?
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He wore a collared shirt yesterday after I made fun of him for wearing the same tee and hoodie for ten years.
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I was seeing this girl (quite hot) for a while (me aged 15, she was 16), then I was doing some sub-letting business (whole different story) & I moved-in some 23yr old nymphomaniac who I lusted after... I ended-up with neither of them & abandoning that house.
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I wouldn't say I "simped" (fuck the internet) but it definitely took me a while to figure out "game." By 18 I pretty much had it worked out, though. My senior year of highschool I was already pulling some real scumbag shit. My neighborhood had a bunch of hoe-ish bitches that I grew up around, so there was a lot of low hanging fruit early on to pick.
I fucked a girl in the alley behind her house up against her mom's car one night, and that was the summer before senior year. She wouldn't let me sneak into her room cuz she didn't want to wake up her folks.
I jerked off on this one girl's face before I ever lost my virginity. Her dad worked some night job and I used to sneak out and hang at her place and smoke weed. One night while I was over there we had some softcore HBO shit on and I started trying to make out with her, but it was awkward as fuck. I asked if she'd give me a blow job and she said no, but that I could jerk off on her face, so I fucking did, both of us almost fully clothed. We were probably 15.
I ate a strange girl's pussy on my 21st birthday while I was WAY fucked up on beans. I was out of my fucking head and couldn't concentrate. I kept stopping to talk incoherent nonsense to her, then remember what the fuck I was doing and dive back in.
So no, I guess. I was never really a fucking simp, just a clueless jerk off.
I fucked a girl in the alley behind her house up against her mom's car one night, and that was the summer before senior year. She wouldn't let me sneak into her room cuz she didn't want to wake up her folks.
I jerked off on this one girl's face before I ever lost my virginity. Her dad worked some night job and I used to sneak out and hang at her place and smoke weed. One night while I was over there we had some softcore HBO shit on and I started trying to make out with her, but it was awkward as fuck. I asked if she'd give me a blow job and she said no, but that I could jerk off on her face, so I fucking did, both of us almost fully clothed. We were probably 15.
I ate a strange girl's pussy on my 21st birthday while I was WAY fucked up on beans. I was out of my fucking head and couldn't concentrate. I kept stopping to talk incoherent nonsense to her, then remember what the fuck I was doing and dive back in.
So no, I guess. I was never really a fucking simp, just a clueless jerk off.