When you go to cut your hair and the only people there are seven petite women

[guest]

I tell them to make me look like thus

 

[Uncle Floyd]

I tell them to make me look like thus


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I'm gonna show this screenshot to my "gender-fluid" stylist and ask if she can "cut my hair like my grandfather had in the war."

 

[Stent]

I look way more jacked like this.

Like a goddamned stallion.

 

[Dog Eater]

Italians do a good job, too.

Old Italian guys (and their sons) or nothing.

 

[CuntFucker .]

Even if i look like Dutch Jesus Christ?

Cheesus

 

[guest]

Cheesus

 

[peckafacce]

I can't remember the last time I paid someone to cut my hair. Put a 3 guard on and buzz it off.

 

[Monk]

Too busy discretely shooting loads all over the inside of the barber cape. It's revenge for the outrageous amount they charge for a haircut these days. $30+ for a bowl cut? Fuck you.