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When you go to cut your hair and the only people there are seven petite women
- Thread starter Maybe even kiss you
- Start date
Go to a barbershop, faggot
Seeing a hairdresser is a total Patrick move
Seeing a hairdresser is a total Patrick move
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I haven’t cut my hair in 2,5 years now.
It's the first step towards trooning out
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Even if i look like Dutch Jesus Christ?
They'll do a terrible job cutting your hair since guys aren't their main clients
Aren't you a fucking viking, why would you cut your hair?I'm from a small town, we don't have a barbershop.
Because I want to look like Brad Pitt in Seven Monkeys. Timeless cool haircut.
Even though I go to barbershop, I've had female stylists I've met tell me they prefer doing men's hair.
Men don't shit talk and whine about nonsense. They're usually done in 4x faster than doing a women's hair. They usually have done their boyfriend's, husbands, brothers hair a few times and are familiar with our more uneven male heads.
Getting a black or Spanish woman in their 40s to do your hair, you'll usually have a good time. I've had them get flirty just casually because they are used to being around county women all day and want a break and men generally have more fun.
Spent years going to a lesbian barber, went about 3 times before I figured out the gig. It was all fat women getting crew cuts. They did a good job and was only $7. Apparently Turks are great barbers too, its like a big cultural thing for them.
Plus they smell fawkin sexy. I always get half a rod under the cover while I'm chit-chatting with those girls.
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Italians do a good job, too.
Yes they do and they ALWAYS appreciate when you point out that they smell nice. It's hard not to ask "do you wanna have sex after this?" because you feel like you really have a chance, especially if it's slow and they're the only one there.
I had long, majestic Robert Plant hair up until last night. When I broke my hand it got super tangled and I ripped a bunch off trying to untangle it so it was visibly shorter and ruined. I buzzed myself last night for the first time. I look way more jacked like this. My shoulders look huge in comparison to my tiny head and I forgot how much my jawline rules. I was gonna do the Bret Hart undercut for a couple days but I fucked that up.
Yeah I used to bang this chick who used to be a stylist and she always did a good job. Even after we stopped fucking. Plus I’d just give her an 8th of weed as payment.
Middle Easterners too. Used to go to Gianni's on Oakland Ave and the guy there was a pro.
Individually placed follicles or go home.
Not everyone wants to get a buzz cut every time.