Do you ever feel proud that you could crush them all if you wanted to?
DMCA, complaints, and other inquiries:
It's the first step towards trooning outI haven’t cut my hair in 2,5 years now.
It's the first step towards trooning out
They'll do a terrible job cutting your hair since guys aren't their main clients
Aren't you a fucking viking, why would you cut your hair?I'm from a small town, we don't have a barbershop.![]()
Aren't you a fucking viking, why would you cut your hair?
Even though I go to barbershop, I've had female stylists I've met tell me they prefer doing men's hair.They'll do a terrible job cutting your hair since guys aren't their main clients
Even though I go to barbershop, I've had female stylists I've met tell me they prefer doing men's hair.
Men don't shit talk and whine about nonsense. They're usually done in 4x faster than doing a women's hair. They usually have done their boyfriend's, husbands, brothers hair a few times and are familiar with our more uneven male heads.
Getting a black or Spanish woman in their 40s to do your hair, you'll usually have a good time. I've had them get flirty just casually because they are used to being around county women all day and want a break and men generally have more fun.
Italians do a good job, too.Spent years going to a lesbian barber, went about 3 times before I figured out the gig. It was all fat women getting crew cuts. They did a good job and was only $7. Apparently Turks are great barbers too, its like a big cultural thing for them.
Yes they do and they ALWAYS appreciate when you point out that they smell nice. It's hard not to ask "do you wanna have sex after this?" because you feel like you really have a chance, especially if it's slow and they're the only one there.Plus they smell fawkin sexy. I always get half a rod under the cover while I'm chit-chatting with those girls.
Yeah I used to bang this chick who used to be a stylist and she always did a good job. Even after we stopped fucking. Plus I’d just give her an 8th of weed as payment.Even though I go to barbershop, I've had female stylists I've met tell me they prefer doing men's hair.
Men don't shit talk and whine about nonsense. They're usually done in 4x faster than doing a women's hair. They usually have done their boyfriend's, husbands, brothers hair a few times and are familiar with our more uneven male heads.
Getting a black or Spanish woman in their 40s to do your hair, you'll usually have a good time. I've had them get flirty just casually because they are used to being around county women all day and want a break and men generally have more fun.
Italians do a good job, too.
I prefer to imagine you look like this:Even if i look like Dutch Jesus Christ?
Not everyone wants to get a buzz cut every time.Go to a barbershop, faggot
Seeing a hairdresser is a total Patrick move
This forum is dedicated exclusively to parody, comedy, and satirical content. None of the statements, opinions, or depictions shared on this platform should be considered or treated as factual information under any circumstances. All content is intended for entertainment purposes only and should be regarded as fictional, exaggerated, or purely the result of personal opinions and creative expression.
Please be aware that this forum may feature discussions and content related to taboo, controversial, or potentially offensive subjects. The purpose of this content is not to incite harm but to engage in satire and explore the boundaries of humor. If you are sensitive to such subjects or are easily offended, we kindly advise that you leave the forum.
Any similarities to real people, events, or situations are either coincidental or based on real-life inspirations but used within the context of fair use satire. By accepting this disclaimer, you acknowledge and understand that the content found within this forum is strictly meant for parody, satire, and entertainment. You agree not to hold the forum, its administrators, moderators, or users responsible for any content that may be perceived as offensive or inappropriate. You enter and participate in this forum at your own risk, with full awareness that everything on this platform is purely comedic, satirical, or opinion-based, and should never be taken as factual information.
If any information or discussion on this platform triggers distressing emotions or thoughts, please leave immediately and consider seeking assistance.
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline (USA): Phone: 1-800-273-TALK (1-800-273-8255) Website: https://suicidepreventionlifeline.org/