When your whole life flashes before your eyes, there will be a split second of that Niko Avocado guy's asshole and Chef Adam Libby with a mouthful of food screaming "NAHT BAAAAAAD!!" That's all thanks to this place. It's a beautiful thing.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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When you are on your deathbed
- Thread starter TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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I accept these generous terms
god I hope so
Gotta take the retarded with the bad.
But you won't be able to see dem tiddies from inside your coffin.
Some things you just have to do for others. I'll have a clause in my will for someone to hire a midget to sit with the mourners. Another person will be required to give a moving eulogy before pointing and yelling "Ozone midget sighting of the day!"
wwaw grave diggers bobs
Death will truly come as a relief
Bump
I will dox myself here and that you faggots for all the loffs
I swear to God, this is what I’m gonna see now that you posted this, Abe:
I sure hope I don’t ask my loved ones to come close and say, with great labor, “them boys flew in the mud”