When will the pig come up with a new copypasta?

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

The most recent update I can remember was when he updated it from “many hundreds of times” to many thousands. A real GAME CHANGER

 

[Steve Ramone]

I recently found out that my gf had some big fucking monitor lizard that slept under her pillow and bit everyone but her. It honestly kind of disgusts me and I try not to think about it. She's not some fucking gross retard you'd expect to own a lizard. She's beautiful and she smells really nice. But she used to sleep with a big fucking lizard under her head. Fuck.

Ask her if she used to stuff crickets in her pussy

 

[Prison Enjoyer]

 

[Udders]

Hahahaha holeee shit there's a ton of Sgt Evans accounts.

 

[PickleRickle]

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I howled at work over this one today, had to explain to my coworker that he wouldnt get it.

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

As mind bogglingly autistic as having a lizard as a pet is, he tops it by taking it to a vet. How do you even tell it's sick? Did it only lay motionless on it's rock for 18 of its usual 24 hours? A lizard is for someone who thinks they're too cool for houseplants but too stupid not to kill a dog.

I have a lizard that sometimes won't eat, shit, or come out of it's cave for weeks. Never took it to the vet because it's just doing stupid lizard things. I figured it was hibernating or something. The little fucker has a 30 year lifespan.

 

[PickleRickle]

I have a lizard that sometimes won't eat, shit, or come out of it's cave for weeks. Never took it to the vet because it's just doing stupid lizard things. I figured it was hibernating or something. The little fucker has a 30 year lifespan.

Is he like a son to you?

 

[BoqsDiaperHat]

Is he like a son to you?

I loved him like a brother-in-law

 

[guest]

I recently found out that my gf had some big fucking monitor lizard that slept under her pillow and bit everyone but her. It honestly kind of disgusts me and I try not to think about it. She's not some fucking gross retard you'd expect to own a lizard. She's beautiful and she smells really nice. But she used to sleep with a big fucking lizard under her head. Fuck.

End it now. There's something very wrong with her, you just haven't found out about it yet. When you do it might already be too late - "why does this wine taste like drain cleaner?" etc

 

[Racist Google Intern]

That thread goes back to the start of the march.