When We Wuz Kangs

UnPRePared

For the last time, I am NOT Frank Grimes!
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Do you remember the moment this picture was taken, Anthony?

Cushy job, higher pay than you deserved, strolling into work late with no prep, could half ass a whole show just because you could rif off the cuff? Random chicks hitting you up on Paltalk (well, the ones you weren't already grooming)? Hanger-ons begging to be seen with you and kissing your ass? A big house with all the tacky WOP shit your money could buy?

And guns! Yeah, you could have guns then, before The Bite Heard 'Round The World at least! And you could use those guns at the range! You even had people like Daniel Craig go with you - you know, the feyish Bond you secretly lusted after over his Aryan features, the kind you wish you had, that you then pissed away the connection by posting pictures online like a 13 year old Instagram thot?

Look at that photograph. Everytime I do, it makes me laugh!
 
Look at that photograph. Everytime I do, it makes me laugh!
Look at this photograph
Every time I HA HA HOOLEE SHIT
How'd my career get so dead,
And who the hell's the man in Norton's bed?

Long Island is where I grew up
I think the F/Ns went & fucked it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
My Spackle bucket's good for shittin' in

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I bit one girl
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's much worse now than it was back then
If I was XM, I wouldn't let me in
Every memory, fing'r'in Jimmy in his back door
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walkin' to Sirius
I found the photo of the minor I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye

Remember the Borgata
Blew every dollar that I ever made
The cop covered up my sex crimes
They say, I took my life and burned it down
We used to bullshit on the radio
And break the balls of everyone we know
We said, "Someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just @BenDovid

Dani's the first girl I bit
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's grown some real big tits since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, God, I...

(2x) Every memory of singin' at my compound
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

I miss New York, I miss the faces
You can't erase, you can't replace it
I miss it now, I can't believe it
So hard to stay, too hard to leave it

If I could relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of singin' at my compound
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Look at this photograph
Every time I HA HA HOOLEE SHIT
Every time I do, it makes me…
 
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Look at this photograph
Every time I HA HA HOOLEE SHIT
How'd my career get so dead,
And who the hell's the man in Norton's bed?

Long Island is where I grew up
I think the F/Ns went & fucked it up
I never knew we'd ever went without
My Spackle bucket's good for shittin' in

And this is where I went to school
Most of the time had better things to do
Criminal record says I bit one girl
I must have done it half a dozen times

I wonder if it's too late
Should I go back and try to graduate?
Life's much worse now than it was back then
If I was XM, I wouldn't let me in
Every memory, fing'r'in Jimmy in his back door
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Every memory of walkin' to Sirius
I found the photo of the minor I was looking for
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye
Goodbye

Remember the Borgata
Blew every dollar that I ever made
The cop covered up my sex crimes
They say, I took my life and burned it down
We used to bullshit on the radio
And break the balls of everyone we know
We said, "Someday we'd find out how it feels
To sing to more than just @BenDovid

Dani's the first girl I bit
I was so nervous that I nearly missed
She's grown some real big tits since then
I haven't seen her since God knows when
Oh, whoa, whoa
Oh, God, I...

(2x) Every memory of singin' at my compound
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

I miss New York, I miss the faces
You can't erase, you can't replace it
I miss it now, I can't believe it
So hard to stay, too hard to leave it

If I could relive those days
I know the one thing that would never change

Every memory of singin' at my compound
I had the child porn pics spread out on my bedroom floor
It's hard to say it, time to say it
Goodbye, goodbye

Look at this photograph
Every time I HA HA HOOLEE SHIT
Every time I do, it makes me…
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