When was the last time there was a Black person In Your House?

[chocolatehellhole]

except for one

Towelheadminson?

 

[Suetonius]

I don’t even know any black people. Do my old weed dealers count? I mean I post on the same forum as BOQ. That counts for something.

 

[aRTie02150]

They don't.

I figured. It's crazy because so many of them act like they are white. Most even have the look.

I remember growing up and people would say "Puerto Ricans think they're white" they clearly never met a Cuban person. They're the snootiest of all the spics.

 

[JebJoh]

Yea.

I just put watermelon or menthol on the steps leading down to the basement. When they get in the middle I flip the switch and a cage lands over them. They always say:


Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit

Trade secrets of the pepperoni game.

 

[DMAN]

Never. About a year ago my doorbell rang, and when I looked through the peephole there was a nigger just standing there. He was probably a missionary or something, but I just tip-toed away silently from the door.

This is a sad admission.

 

[Guest]

This is a sad admission.

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[BakersfieldChimp]

"Puerto Ricans think they're white"

Calling a Puerto Rican 'mexican' when you know they aren't is a good bit. They'll say "I'm white, just like you!" but literally no white person agrees.

 

[LiberalPussy]

Do housekeepers or Nannies count?

You can’t afford either of those, peasant.

 

[JebJoh]

You can’t afford either of those, peasant.

Never had a week without both since my oldest was born. These days we just have 1 who cooks and cleans. I like to nap, you see.

 

[Honey Badger]

There were posters in my neighborhood offering a free cleaning service. My wife called and set an appointment up thinking we could hire the guy one a month if he did a good enough job. He ended up just coming over and trying to sell us a $3,000 vacuum cleaner.

The previous time was a guy who installed our security system. He tried to make coffee and spilled it all over my counter and stained my cabinets.

Companies really need a “no nigger” option, even if it’s a premium service

 

[Child..]

Towelheadminon?

You're the Patrick, coprophile. You think dwindling ribs from your fellow losers changes reality? LOL..."going to jail atlaker" me while using janny powers (the only he has)...Quasi is your "SFWA", etc

 

[J.B. Mauney]

You're the Patrick, coprophile. You think dwindling ribs from your fellow losers changes reality? LOL..."going to jail atlaker" me while using janny powers (the only he has)...Quasi is your "SFWA", etc


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All the working components of your mouth - tongue, lips, teeth - are too big and you have a speech impediment.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

DMAN’s last time was when his wife’s boyfriend was over.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

It's probably been about six years or more.