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At least its only aggravating battery w a firearm and not 1st degree murder i guessI kinda wanna see the uncensored version for lulz.
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At least its only aggravating battery w a firearm and not 1st degree murder i guessI kinda wanna see the uncensored version for lulz.
Hopefully they just give him a scolding for needlessly wasting 5 rounds in a recession.That last shot is probably why the police would like to talk to him. Thats "overkill" in most states and probably a murder charge. Since its texas he has a chance of walking. It will be interesting to see how it plays out.
Best $2.25 he has spent. ( assuming he used a 9mm)Hopefully they just give him a scolding for needlessly wasting 5 rounds in a recession.
Feature - you go out for a taco and end up putting rounds in the centre mass and computer of some nugga filth. I imagine senor was pretty buzzed that night and didn't get an early nightBest $2.25 he has spent. ( assuming he used a 9mm)
The one of stupid nigger trying to steal pistol from gun class
Why? Did he think it would make the guy snap out of his 11 bullet coma like a woman who fainted?He threw water on him afterwards too
Lol yes we actually want to give him a medal and a new car down at the county jail!Sounds like a trap to me.
I think it's pretty funny actually. Just to insult the guy even moreWhy? Did he think it would make the guy snap out of his 11 bullet coma like a woman who fainted?
There was a case a decade back of a local mom and pop pharmacy that had been hit by like 5 or 6 Oxy robberies in the span of a month or some shit. Pharmacist was fed up and started carrying a gun with him to work. 2 guys come in, waving guns in everyones face. The pharmacist acts like hes getting the pills and pulls a gun. Shoots the one kid in the head, and as the other robber is turning around and running out the door, pharmacist runs out and shoots at him a handful of times. Goes back, grabs a .410/.45 Judge and shoots the kid on the ground 5 more times. He just snapped. Pharmacist got sentenced to life. Absolute travesty of justice IMO. Only thing he did kinda wrong was shooting down the street all willy nilly as the other kid ran. #FreeMyNiggaJeromeErsland
Key to the cityLol yes we actually want to give him a medal and a new car down at the county jail!
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