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@Rutherford_b_Blaze how did Turks cum tasteMarch 16th 2005, same chick as @Rutherford_b_Blaze
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@Rutherford_b_Blaze how did Turks cum tasteMarch 16th 2005, same chick as @Rutherford_b_Blaze
I believe you but that’s the most bizarre thing I’ve ever heard. You should have said no.I'm not loying. They did already have a kid at that point. But I deflowered her so technically she was still my property (This is Massachusetts State Law)
That name belongs exclusively to fat chicks or rich chicks. Which was she?May 2007 to some chick named Madeleine
Seconds being the key word here.When it finally happens I'll be on this forum within seconds bragging about what a cocksman I am.
What was his name?19
....my asshole has been fucked up since
my cum?I forget exactly, but I do remember finding it again a couple weeks later and haven't lost sight of it since.
steveWhat was his name?
Was it short for Steven or just Steve?steve
all I can think about while he was fucking my ass was his parents had nine months, and all they could come up with was "Steve"
don't make a mockery of thisWas it short for Steven or just Steve?
Late bloomer as well. I was 21 and in college. Just like the Opster. SNIFF*I was a late bloomer. I was 21.
We're an Air Force town, and she was some Air Force guy's wife. I tried making her my legit girlfriend because I was a stupid faggot. Now I'm married and she's single, and she has begun talking to me again. Everything is cyclical.
Not sure why, but my first handful of girls were all married. I think that maybe I had low self esteem and they were bored and looking for attention? I don't know.
How’s her dead dog? Still dead?Late bloomer as well. I was 21 and in college. Just like the Opster. SNIFF*
The chick I lost my virginity to was the same one I fucked in the shower after I buried her dead dog.
Linger longer.
I can go dig her up and check on her if you wantHow’s her dead dog? Still dead?
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