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When did Keith The Cop become wealthier than Nana?

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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The idea of hiring a retired cop to start a media network never stops being funny. And it's not like Ant got him on the cheap, I'm sure he paid him as much as you'd have to pay someone with an actual background in media

Ha ha hole ee shit
 

Stent

🙏 the reason for the season 🙏
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The idea of hiring a retired cop to start a media network never stops being funny. And it's not like Ant got him on the cheap, I'm sure he paid him as much as you'd have to pay someone with an actual background in media

Ha ha hole ee shit
Keith built up a decade of experience at running a online network and immediately went into selling boats. If he had been even slightly competent at his job in all that time I'm sure there would be many lucrative media career options.

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JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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To be fair, Keith has a guaranteed income and benefits for life backed by the government from a notoriously corrupt state. He lives life with a huge safety net.

Anthony had a huge amount of wealth and then wasted it over the course of 10 years on a bunch of non-ROI shit like his terrible company, alcohol, and a house that ended up losing him money during a huge bull market.

Anthony decided he’d rather draw his wealth down to basically nothing cosplaying as a gay Tony Soprano than adjust his obnoxious dago rich lifestyle so he wasted what should have been more money than he knew what to do with.

On top of that, he was paying Keith and his wife during that time to run basic errands with literally no oversight because he’s afraid of confrontation.

Keith, being a corrupt-adjacent cop and not a complete retard to boot, recognized an easy mark and sank his claws into the once in a lifetime cash cow, fighting tooth and nail to keep basically anyone and everyone away from him.

I really don’t understand how anybody here hates Keith for cucking Anthony so hard. That money is better off in Keith’s hands anyway.
 

BenDovid

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To be fair, Keith has a guaranteed income and benefits for life backed by the government from a notoriously corrupt state. He lives life with a huge safety net.

The way NYPD pension works (or worked) was you would retire with half pay for your average salary over your final two years. So you take promotion exams and then do overtime to make your final two year average $200K, retire at $100K for the rest of your life. Add an extra $1,000 a year to that pension for every year you were a volunteer firefighter. Another $20K.

This is before any Anthony money on top.

Keith then got a salary as a P.A. as well as private security. His wife got just as much as Joe, $60K/yr. With the other side hustles and grifts (and savings. Being NYPD got him a ton of free shit) That was a 300K/yr+ household easy.
 

JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS

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The way NYPD pension works (or worked) was you would retire with half pay for your average salary over your final two years. So you take promotion exams and then do overtime to make your final two year average $200K, retire at $100K for the rest of your life. Add an extra $1,000 a year to that pension for every year you were a volunteer firefighter. Another $20K.

This is before any Anthony money on top.

Keith then got a salary as a P.A. as well as private security. His wife got just as much as Joe, $60K/yr. With the other side hustles and grifts (and savings. Being NYPD got him a ton of free shit) That was a 300K/yr+ household easy.
It’s insane - all that and we haven’t even talked health benefits for he and his wife until he dies. All that cash + amazing benefits + special cop discounts/programs before Anthony even enters the equation.

Do you know if he ran his Anthony money through an LLC he set up? They may not have even been taxed on Anthony cash as regular ass employees.

And then who even knows what the arrangement was on CM. All I know is one of them sold off his house at a loss and his company to a homosexual Canadian who (correctly) gutted it while the other bought a new boat and fucked off years ago.
 
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