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When did Keith The Cop become wealthier than Nana?

Stent

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It would have happened by now, but when did it first happen? After leaving Compound? Did he know he'd tapped that well dry or could he finally walk away?

Keith might be an idiot but he's got that rat cunning which allows him to hoard other people's money. He's definitely got a nice cop pension that pays out way more than anyone like him deserves. He held a couple of bullshit civic positions which is money for doing nothing. He was the head of Compound Media for several years (no further comment necessary) and even his wife got paid to decorate Nana's McMansion. Last job I heard he had was selling boats to retarded New York wops.

Nana has been living Cumia-rich for, at a minimum, a decade now. Take into account his degenerate gambling, inability to say "no", his childhood pact to hand out a reputed $60k to each sibling per year, real estate losses, and so on and so on.

Does Keith invite Nana onto his boat because he's now wealthier than his old boss? Stick it to the old coot (Sue, comment?). He watched that drunken vampire squander millions and throw away the easiest career. Every day he was there to scoop up another dollar that Nana dropped.

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Gay Faggot.

When the frying pan hits just right.
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KtC: I should probably get a bonus for finding and signing new talent. Usually it's half a million but we'll call it $400k because I'm your friend.
:image_9253:: Oh yeah, I've heard of that. Sure, sure. Whatever. Ha ha ha! Ho-lee shit!
If we’re going full frogman here :fighter_sm: my guess would be it’s something like this: He hires Artie knowing he’s a degenerate junkie, offers him a bonus for bringing in subscribers (Artie was still bigger than AntH at that point probably, well he still is to be fair), knowing full well he’ll do heroin and not show or be fucked up. He then tells Artie “Look I’m going to keep giving you the base pay but you don’t get your bonus”. What he told AntH was “Hey I might be able to get Artie Lange but we’re going to have to pay him… I have a billboard lined up and everything”. AntH then goes “I love Stern thath amathing! Pay him what you need to!”. Easy money. The billboard was “Pennies on the dollar” because it’s probably owned by some greaseball he knew he could shakedown.
 

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If we’re going full frogman here :fighter_sm: my guess would be it’s something like this: He hires Artie knowing he’s a degenerate junkie, offers him a bonus for bringing in subscribers (Artie was still bigger than AntH at that point probably, well he still is to be fair), knowing full well he’ll do heroin and not show or be fucked up. He then tells Artie “Look I’m going to keep giving you the base pay but you don’t get your bonus”. What he told AntH was “Hey I might be able to get Artie Lange but we’re going to have to pay him… I have a billboard lined up and everything”. AntH then goes “I love Stern thath amathing! Pay him what you need to!”. Easy money. The billboard was “Pennies on the dollar” because it’s probably owned by some greaseball he knew he could shakedown.
Balancing out Keith's incompetence with his greedy cunning is a mystery for the ages. I assume a lot of the CPM choices he made were retarded because he didn't know better, but then there has to be so many he made simply to line his own pockets.

Meanwhile...

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:image_9253: HA HA HA! I'LL BE RICH FOREVER!
 

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Nana had trouble telling underling the likes of erock and those do nothing "producers" to fuck off, Keith was kind to not hook some of his cousins up for the sweet sweet gig
Why split the loot? Plus the outside chance that nana would make a big comeback was his long shot bet.
 

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Doesn't he sell used boats in South Carolina?
Yup, you're correct. I checked and he's selling them in South Carolina. The sales place is called Knot10. :image_4764::image_4764::image_4764: That's so fucking goddamn perfect.

“I love the peace the sea gives me as if I am made from the salt itself.”

Do ya?

His LinkedIn bio says he's still running his own KTC Protection Services. Protecting big time podcast celebrities from curly-haired frumps at book signings no doubt.
 

Mike Glyer

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Yeah what a prick. Fucking guy was friends with both Ant and Keith for like 8 years, why would he think he knows about this kind of shit. Who does he think he is, the only person here with actual knowledge? Jewish 5'2".
Like a rat to cheese every time. You and Pat have the same brain disorder.
 
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