What's your favorite Die Hard?

[Build Black Better]

Boq's Exploded Brother is my favorite die hard story.

 

[DMbA]

I don't know why niggas keep talking about these shitty action movies, I watched all of them but don't think I have thought about them for a long time

 

[Hairy Peckas]

Die hard, implies the existence of die soft, and die medium. I’ll be here all week folks!

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Going to be genuinely bummed when the weird faggot dementia takes him

If at least one media outlet doesn't run with the headline "Cry Hard" when he dies, I'll be very disappointed

 

[CQ Beans]

I've actually never seen a Die Hard movie. I don't know how.

Because you’re a giant Canadian homo? Gay.

 

[Turk February]

Because you’re a giant Canadian homo? Gay.

Bruce Willis was actually legalized when the revolutionary committee took Ontario.

 

[CQ Beans]

Bruce Willis was actually legalized when the revolutionary committee took Ontario.

I need some more background on this.

 

[Child..]

They'll make die hards 5-6-7-8 but they'll be dog shit because 2019 was the turning point/"waning magic".

In 100 years nobody will even study anything produced by Hollywood after 2010...

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I don't know why niggas keep talking about these shitty action movies, I watched all of them but don't think I have thought about them for a long time

Faggot Alert.

 

[Nigger Jim]

I think I would have enjoyed the 3rd one more if Jeremy Irons wasn’t Hans brother.

Was pretty funny though when Sam Jackson forgot to turn the safety off on the gun thou

 

[UnPRePared]

1 holds up the best, even if Carl Winslow shot that FAWKIN' kid (we heard you!).

2 is entertaining trash, which Renny Harlin is always good for. Have him make a Shakespeare adaptation and you'll still be guaranteed at least three explosions and a blood splatter.

3 is ok but wasn't written as a Die Hard film, and it painfully shows. Fun though, thanks to Jeremy Irons.

I will never watch the other two.