What's your favorite Die Hard?

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

 

[BUBBLER]

 

[TorpidSloth]

Number 1 is obviously objectively the best and 3 is obviously the second, but I've got a soft spot for number 2 because it's the first one I saw. Last Boy Scout and Hudson Hawk also rule. Early 90s Bruce was the shit. Going to be genuinely bummed when the weird faggot dementia takes him

 

[Turk February]

I've actually never seen a Die Hard movie. I don't know how. I've seen almost every 90s cable movie. But not the most popular one.

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

I've actually never seen a Die Hard movie. I don't know how. I've seen almost every 90s cable movie. But not the most popular one.

You should watch all four in one day.

 

[Turk February]

You should watch all four in one day.

I actually might cuz I will have absolutely nothing to do boxing day.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I've actually never seen a Die Hard movie. I don't know how. I've seen almost every 90s cable movie. But not the most popular one.

Bredder. Take 6 hours out of drinking yourself to death and watch the first 3 Die Hards. Then celebrate with a drink.

 

[Africa.com]

The Nigger sign one obviously

 

[Turk February]

The Nigger sign one obviously

That's 3. See I know shit about them without seeing them and have no idea how that happens. The first one he walks through glass.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

You forgot one.

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) ⭐ 5.2 | Action, Thriller

1h 38m | R

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Understandable because it's dog shit, but still part of the series.

 

[Cuphead]

1 is the only correct answer. I enjoy all of them on some level except for the godawful fifth.

 

[Dog Eater]

You forgot one.

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) ⭐ 5.2 | Action, Thriller

1h 38m | R

m.imdb.com

Understandable because it's dog shit, but still part of the series.

I saw the trailer and was like this looks shit.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

1 and 3. 2 was still good. 4 was ok but I doubt technology wise it holds up. The russia one wasn't terrible but wasn't a die hard.

Edit. Maybe the last two are in the wrong order by they still weren't great. He should have had the nigger sign as a reoccurring bit. Change it to I hate jew, I hate jeets, I had fags. Something like that

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

You forgot one.

A Good Day to Die Hard (2013) ⭐ 5.2 | Action, Thriller

1h 38m | R

m.imdb.com

Understandable because it's dog shit, but still part of the series.

I didn't watch it. Once action stars turn 60 years old, it's like, all right, no thank you.

 

[Nigger John]

The 2nd one is the one I always enjoyed.

It’s by far the bloodiest and even though it’s far fetched, the stakes feel real. I don’t know ; always liked the 2nd one the most. Part 3 is the one that felt off. Still good, just off to me. I didn’t even mind the one with Kevin faggot in it.

Fun fact, Die Hard is technically a sequel to the movie the detective starring Frank Sinatra. Sinatra was originally going to reprise his role but the movie went in a different direction than the book.

 

[Cuphead]

1 and 3. 2 was still good. 4 was ok but I doubt technology wise it holds up. The russia one wasn't terrible but wasn't a die hard.

Edit. Maybe the last two are in the wrong order by they still weren't great. He should have had the nigger sign as a reoccurring bit. Change it to I hate jew, I hate jeets, I had fags. Something like that

I have a theory that the 5th one wasn't even originally a Die Hard movie. Was another one of Bruce Willis crappy straight to DVD movies he'd been doing around that period, and then they just decided in post to make it a Die Hard movie.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't like the Die Hard movies. I could never get into them and I don't know why. Put some shoes on, prick.

 

[LeapYearRavioliCap]

I have a theory that the 5th one wasn't even originally a Die Hard movie. Was another one of Bruce Willis crappy straight to DVD movies he'd been doing around that period, and then they just decided in post to make it a Die Hard movie.

The third one started as a script called Simon says, and the producers took it and added McLane to the story

 

[Peckas]

I’m with Nigger Jim I like them all *sniff*, but the second is fun especially the ending where Jet fuel is ignitable with a lighter, and the runway has a manhole cover it’s so ridiculous, yet still better than marvel.

 

[TorpidSloth]

I’m with Nigger Jim I like them all *sniff*, but the second is fun especially the ending where Jet fuel is ignitable with a lighter, and the runway has a manhole cover it’s so ridiculous, yet still better than marvel.

Or the dozen grenades that politely wait until McClane is strapped into the ejector seat before they explode