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I don't believe you I think you're an Impasta.
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What's your "dream job"?
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I hate dogs so a cook at a Chinese restaurant.
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I've actually only had it like 3 times in my late teens. Isn't it just macaroni?
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Macaroni and a bag of spices/seasonings that you probably already have. The hamburger is the real star here, and i help him (hamburger is male)
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Stand up comic
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What if it was Handjob Helper and the glove jacks you off
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I sure wouldn't tell anybody
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Lighthouse keeper
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What if it was Handjob Healer and the glove helped you because it was a doctor but also pleased you?
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NPS 2nd chair
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Well Nicest Podcast, Stupid is still available.
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Professional nigger
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Sexy lady kisser
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Are you sure you're not an Asstronaut . A man tasked with exploring men's asses?
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Professional Hawt woman banger
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I’m technically both, you’d be surprised at how much gay sex there is up in the ISS.
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I'd like to own a candy factory like Willy Wonka and dance and sing as I send annoying children to their deaths, both diabolical and diabetic.