What’s the worst thing you’ve had or experienced recently?

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

It's been a late start here this year. Last year the forests were full of giant porcini from late July to the middle of October. This year, last weekend was our first decent haul.
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If you find any of those silly hallucinogenic mushrooms throw them straight in a trash bag Then mail them to me.

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

Had some Ben’s Chili Bowl chili for lunch today. Talk about medicore. Thanks for nothing, you black bastard

 

[Brooke Shields]

Getting pizza with my girl and wanted to try her shitty place's wings, the choices were something, mild or hot. The reviews said the hot was much too hot.
I get it and it looks like someone took a reddish brown shit on the wings, a ton of fucking thick sauce. This pic from their FB doesn't do it justice:

I'm intrigued, I eat a few, my scalp starts sweating, but I have an iron gut and i only shit some fire water out in the morning.
Decide to finish it for lunch that day, no worries, I have an iron gut. Well that was a Sunday and guess when the liquid fire shit decided to knock on my asshole's door? 9am as soon as I arrive at an install for someone's house.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Getting pizza with my girl

 

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[Brooke Shields]

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[guest]

We went mushroom picking on Saturday and, while the mushrooms we picked were all good- mostly porcini and chanterelles, they didn't agree with me as well as usual and I was blowing ass and shitting mud Sunday and Monday.

Sure you didn't get a false chanterelle?

 

[guest]

Sure you didn't get a false chanterelle?

Maybe, no one else in the family seemed to have a problem except me though

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I tried the Wendy's "Loaded Nacho" burger the other day. It looked disgusting, tasted about half that good. I had about four bites and threw it away, but the shame hasn't yet worn off.