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One time I was on mushrooms and i puked on the floor and thought it had the consistency of dough so i just sat there playing with itShut up bitch, no one gives a fuck
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One time I was on mushrooms and i puked on the floor and thought it had the consistency of dough so i just sat there playing with itShut up bitch, no one gives a fuck
Man, those Altoids really fuck you upWorst? If you don't die, it's all just turns into good stuff. One time after being out of town and leaving my car with a buddy, I found two pills in my car. He said he didn't recognize them, so maybe they were his daughters? I put them away for a rainy day. One morning I decided to eat the one I just decided to assume was MDMA and went to go run errands. After visiting the bank, I stopped at the nearest casino and started pounding straight jack daniels and chit chatting with the bartender about music. Eventually someone I used to work with wanted mushrooms and asked if I could find some. Turns out my buddies daughters friend had access to some. I went to go take this chick her shrooms and apparently ate a few while I was driving to her(which happened to also be a job I'd just been fired from). I went in during dinner and caused a bit of a ruckus. Announcing loudly to the whole restaurant: "Anybody wanna see something funny?" followed by grabbing some gentlemans glass and throwing it on the ground. The manager told this other friend of mine that was working to get me out of there. I told her I wasn't leaving til I got a coke. She brought me one, and I spat it at her, due to my being offended she was participating in kicking me out. I also licked the side of her face and started flipping off the restaurant and pounding on the windows from outside. I went to pass out on my buddies couch I was sleeping on at the time and woke up not long after, projectile vomiting a days worth of straight whiskey all over his floor, convulsing, hands seizing up. Out of commission for the next couple days.
Eventually, months later, I went to eat the other pill I had been saving but decided to look up what it was first this time. "What kind of pill is white with a little 'A' on it?", I wondered. Altoid.
I probably should have clarified they were two different pills, first one was a capsule with unknown powder in it.although that might make it less funny lolMan, those Altoids really fuck you up
had a horrible mushroom trip once where I could feel it going bad early on so I got myself back home, cut the lights off, crawled into bed, and basically felt like I was time traveling for the next couple of hours
I dunno man, I think the damage is done by that point. Mushrooms will make you vomit by themselves anyway, even with a good trip. I was lucky enough to know I was in for a bad time and I wasn't too far from my houseWhen you feel something like that going south, would jamming a finger down your throat fix it before all hell broke loose?
I dunno man, I think the damage is done by that point. Mushrooms will make you vomit by themselves anyway, even with a good trip. I was lucky enough to know I was in for a bad time and I wasn't too far from my house
I just love the name of this thing. Sounds like a 1950s bomb test name or mulatto zoomer soundcloud rapper25B-NBOME
I'm not sure, I've done both acid and mushrooms a handful of times but even the good experiences aren't worth the comedown in my opinion. Mushrooms actually poison you. I just enjoy an occasional beer and toke of herbert these days. That's all anyone really needs.Cant you control it with your mindset like with acid? Ive never done mushrooms.
Probably because I'm buying speed sold as coke.
didn't readWorst? If you don't die, it's all just turns into good stuff. One time after being out of town and leaving my car with a buddy, I found two pills in my car. He said he didn't recognize them, so maybe they were his daughters? I put them away for a rainy day. One morning I decided to eat the one I just decided to assume was MDMA and went to go run errands. After visiting the bank, I stopped at the nearest casino and started pounding straight jack daniels and chit chatting with the bartender about music. Eventually someone I used to work with wanted mushrooms and asked if I could find some. Turns out my buddies daughters friend had access to some. I went to go take this chick her shrooms and apparently ate a few while I was driving to her(which happened to also be a job I'd just been fired from). I went in during dinner and caused a bit of a ruckus. Announcing loudly to the whole restaurant: "Anybody wanna see something funny?" followed by grabbing some gentlemans glass and throwing it on the ground. The manager told this other friend of mine that was working to get me out of there. I told her I wasn't leaving til I got a coke. She brought me one, and I spat it at her, due to my being offended she was participating in kicking me out. I also licked the side of her face and started flipping off the restaurant and pounding on the windows from outside. I went to pass out on my buddies couch I was sleeping on at the time and woke up not long after, projectile vomiting a days worth of straight whiskey all over his floor, convulsing, hands seizing up. Out of commission for the next couple days.
Eventually, months later, I went to eat the other pill I had been saving but decided to look up what it was first this time. "What kind of pill is white with a little 'A' on it?", I wondered. Altoid.
Who would read any of this shit, really?didn't read
go back to shoving cats into closets and not taking care of your shit kidsOne time I was on mushrooms and i puked on the floor and thought it had the consistency of dough so i just sat there playing with it
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