What’s the worst fake story Pat has told?

[Clint Ruin]

The one where he screamed at the star wars movie in the theater and Rick claims everyone cheered him on instead of telling him to shut the fuck up and sit down because they were trying to watch a movie. Fucking lying dick.

 

[JumboYumYums]

The one where he claimed to have been involved in actual gunfights over Star Wars vs. Star trek. What a pathetic, lying tub of goo.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

The one where he claimed to have been involved in actual gunfights over Star Wars vs. Star trek. What a pathetic, lying tub of goo.

Nobody died but some people had to go to hospital...! (............................................excruciating silence........................................)

 

[potatopeeler63]

Most recently, where he was about to throat punch the milwuakee pd for coming to his house during lockdown on a thursday night and he answered the door in his bathrobe after a few (HA!) drinks and niki actually had to seperate the two testosterone soaked males from brawling after they asked him where the children were

i hope i see fatrick on liveleak after his triumph slides under an 18 wheeler coming back from hooligans

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

Pat then makes it sound like he has a Good Will Hunting ending with him. "It's not your fault, Kenji, it's not your fault!"

Pat should present himself to a Japanese whaling boat for immediate harvesting.

"My boy is Wicked Faaaat"

Most recently, where he was about to throat punch the milwuakee pd for coming to his house during lockdown on a thursday night and he answered the door in his bathrobe after a few (HA!) drinks and niki actually had to seperate the two testosterone soaked males from brawling after they asked him where the children were

i hope i see fatrick on liveleak after his triumph slides under an 18 wheeler coming back from hooligans

That scenario was Pat's This isn't your Show!

 

[BUBBLER]

The one where Fat is at the gym (already lost me) and sees a fat woman on a stairmaster or something. Fat casually mentions that tubby is really struggling to move her fat ass up and down the machine but also stresses that even though he is NOT fat he is such a good person that he wouldn't mock a fat person for going to the gym and taking a step in the right direction.

Then some brototype gigachad approaches Fat as if Fat isn't fat and says something derogatory about the rubenesque woman on the stairmaster. Fat stops doing a million push-ups on the floor and says "Wait here." The gigachad does cuz he can tell Fat can throw hands. Fat then gives the guy some retardedly weighed weights and tells him to go do reps or whatever the fuck gym guys do with them. This will give the gigachad a sense of perspective on what it's like to be the woman on the stairmaster.

Had it happened, the gigachad would've cleaned Fats clock and then called the BBW on the stairmaster a fuck cunt and stormed off.

He was the fat girl, and the bro was actually a gym employee scolding him for breaking the stairmaster

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

The sickest lie he told was about seeing multiple dead children during his alleged stint as a lifeguard. Why would you lie about something like that?

 

[ViVillHaVin!]

The crying Jap. If he survived 1941-1945 as a Zero pilot he would have been an Ace and probably famous. He would likely be extremely proud of what he did. He would have raped comfort women, strafed civilians and other stuff to be ashamed of. He would have unburdened himself to an american ww2-vet, not Pat. He would not be Pen pals with Pat. Why the hell would he?

 

[RoTheHo69]

The crying Jap is my favorite. It's just so stupid, and very typical of his extreme narcissism that he would expect anyone to believe it.

Like, even if there was some emotional 100-year-old Zero pilot visiting Pearl Harbor the same day as Pat - why the fuck would he throw himself in the arms of some slobby midwesterner who wasn't even born until the guy was already retired? Pat then makes it sound like he has a Good Will Hunting ending with him. "It's not your fault, Kenji, it's not your fault!"

Pat should present himself to a Japanese whaling boat for immediate harvesting.

https://www.warbirdforum.com/tsuji.htm https://www.warbirdforum.com/japviet.htm read about Colonel Tsuji Masanobu who trained Vietnamese cadets at NVA officer schools during Vietnam to get a better idea of the level of dedication these people had. This bullshit fatrick came up with was about the most ridiculous crock of shit I've ever heard. I was just thinking about it today.

 

[guest]

I hate people who use stupid Star Wars/Star Trek names. Grand Moff Dicksuck. And PhD, Esq. He probably mops up the jizz at the local gloryhole.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

The Pearl Harbor story. Japanese man disgrace’s himself and whole country to cry on a Pig like Obese jobless 19 year old zilch.

No Japanese pilot would cry and apologize, he did what he had to do. War is hell. If he did cry and apologize i would imagine it would be to another WWII vet, not to a swine like fat faggot teenager born 35 years after Nagasaki and Hiroshima.

 

[guest]

It's gotta be his gym bro story for me. It's historic. That was the real awakening to his shitty self-indulgent lies.

 

[Guyincognito]

The one where Fat is at the gym (already lost me) and sees a fat woman on a stairmaster or something. Fat casually mentions that tubby is really struggling to move her fat ass up and down the machine but also stresses that even though he is NOT fat he is such a good person that he wouldn't mock a fat person for going to the gym and taking a step in the right direction.

Then some brototype gigachad approaches Fat as if Fat isn't fat and says something derogatory about the rubenesque woman on the stairmaster. Fat stops doing a million push-ups on the floor and says "Wait here." The gigachad does cuz he can tell Fat can throw hands. Fat then gives the guy some retardedly weighed weights and tells him to go do reps or whatever the fuck gym guys do with them. This will give the gigachad a sense of perspective on what it's like to be the woman on the stairmaster.

Had it happened, the gigachad would've cleaned Fats clock and then called the BBW on the stairmaster a fuck cunt and stormed off.

This one for me too. I think he said he casually handed the broheim 2 60lb dumbbells. I’m a pretty big, strong dude, and there’s no way I’m casually handing anyone 120 lbs. Patso would’ve had an aneurysm trying to lift that much weight