I havnt enjoyed Christmas since 2003 . That’s the last year we had it with my uncle. He married a woman my parents didn’t like and 3 years later died from some rare cancer at 58.
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What's the worst Christmas you've ever had?
- Thread starter Professor Consent
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Leaf blowers are the most worthless things in existence. They are worse for the planet than cars, buses, or anything. They are annoying as fuck to listen to and accomplish NOTHING. If a little bit of wind undoes all your hard work, maybe just stop doing it. No, a patch of leaves will not burst into flames if you don't blow them around. Plus they just kill frogs, lizards, and any potentially tiny animals hiding in grass for no good reason.
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Way back in the day, I was in a car accident on Christmas night. It was around 9:30 or so, and I was on the way home, and a guy in a Bronco blew right through a side street stop sign and plowed right into my driver's side door. I ended up on someone's lawn, and at first the dude tried to flee, then he pulled over a little ways up. I could hear his girlfriend screaming at him "WHAT THE FUCK YOU CAN'T LEAVE!" and I could see him tossing away beers and/or empties. It was just kind of surreal, and ridiculous, like an after school special TV movie or something. At first I thought I was fine, but the crash and airbag fucked up my face and my mouth, and I broke a molar. Otherwise just bumps and bruises.
So I climbed out through the passenger side, and the cops showed up. Turned out the dude's father was a state trooper, and they let him walk scot-free. He's a lawyer now, and he has an office not far from the site of the crash. My insurance company decided the damages were a few hundred bucks away from a total, and I had to get it repaired, and it was a piece of shit from that point forward.
So I climbed out through the passenger side, and the cops showed up. Turned out the dude's father was a state trooper, and they let him walk scot-free. He's a lawyer now, and he has an office not far from the site of the crash. My insurance company decided the damages were a few hundred bucks away from a total, and I had to get it repaired, and it was a piece of shit from that point forward.
Meant my uncle lol
Ass cancer?
Greatest enemy of the leaf blower: The Wind
Walkerton? That’s the same jail where Michael Rafferty and Elisabeth Wettlaufer got interrogated in their little interview room right?
I’ve been watching ‘jeet slip-and-slide the past week with the foot of slow. I have to imagine Brampton has declared a state of emergency and is completely shut down. Nice tripping on ice wearing a sari, stupid. @Rodeo Clown
In the Navy I was working the night shift and woke up like 4pm on Christmas. Walked to the mess hall on base in the pouring rain only to find out they were closed early for the holiday. Walked back to my room in the rain and microwaved totinos pizza rolls. Dont remember but I probably cried a lot
From the fact you had microwaved pizza rolls instead of oven baked?
It's been a day and nobody made a gay and navy joke? We got lost.
Half hearted "what did your boyfriend eat" joke