Whats the point of not killing yourself?

[The NaTurryl Man]

Anyone who would hold my hand when I die is a faggot.

But they'll be your faggot, Dougie

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Ride it out and maybe one day you'll die in a warm bed with somebody holding your hand.

You said that knowing good and well which forum this is.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

You said that knowing good and well which forum this is.

Yes I know we're all such special losers that nobody could ever love us because we're just the best at being the worst

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Yes I know we're all such special losers

It's just you.

 

[The NaTurryl Man]

It's just you.

You okay, slugger?

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

Also dougster, @The Sue Deal still lives. Let’s at least rally the troops to get that faggot to do it first.

 

[Professor Rape]

Also dougster, @The Sue Deal still lives. Let’s at least rally the troops to get that faggot to do it first.

That cocksucker lives in Miami and instead of fucking and partying, he spends his time talking about politics with boomer truck drivers. Such a queer.

 

[Chive Turkey]

I will do everything to make sure you know nothing about my family

This is the most sensible thing anyone's ever said to a user of this forum.

 

[Jen_Tomlinson]

That cocksucker lives in Miami and instead of fucking and partying, he spends his time talking about politics with boomer truck drivers. Such a queer.

See? Now you have a reason to live!

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

I don't want my kids to feel that same pain
But I also doubt that they would
Lol

 

[The Prophet Mohammed]

That cocksucker lives in Miami and instead of fucking and partying, he spends his time talking about politics with boomer truck drivers. Such a queer.

He’s an actual tard whose mom dresses him every morning. Imagine pretending to be gay on a forum for attention.

 

[Andy Elliott]

Something about today makes me feel like killing myself too

 

[PickleRickle]

No. There's a dream I have. It's completely impossible but it keeps me going. Even in the darkest of times.

Does it include wabbits and alfalfa?

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

If i was going to kill myself id atleast not be selfish about it and give you guys a laugh before i went out.

Maybe heckle Brother Joe at a gig, take a dump on Ricks car, post some sex offender flyers of Nana down in Greenville....

 

[Child..]

If i was going to kill myself id atleast not be selfish about it and give you guys a laugh before i went out.

Maybe heckle Brother Joe at a gig, take a dump on Ricks car, post some sex offender flyers of Nana down in Greenville....

WWAW a character like Dexter Morgan. But instead of killing bad people, he fulfils his bloodlust by pre-emptively killing suicidals?

 

[Professor Rape]

I'm not going to kill myself to see what the union pathetic guy does

He went to a town hall meeting to talk about this lol.

 

[Last Word Nelsonn]

@Mass.gov are you sure you don't want to reconsider?

Lolol

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

My goal is to be an innocent bystander in the wrong place at the wrong time. Catching a stray bullet or chunk of shrapnel while running errands or otherwise minding my own business is a hilarious way to go, and I want to leave a legacy of entertainment.

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

Lolol I'm easily one of the happiest & most-balanced people on this forum.

Kneel before your Goon God, you miserable faggots!

I'm having fun jerking off at work and you hate that!!!

 

[NoBacon]

"umm sweetie... You need to stay alive... Because... Because you just have to okay!"

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FUCK YOU, NIGGER

You might be commiting the unforgivable sin and just immediately spend eternity in Hell, I’m not saying that’s what would happen but there’s a decent non zero chance it would, why would you possibly risk that? Nothing can be so bad to possibly condemn yourself to an eternity of suffering.