What’s the most useless, dumbest bit of trivia you know?

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Women have feelings

 

[Mustard]

Women have feelings

You're wife must be the exception. She drinks until she feels nothing at all cause she's married to you

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

Women have feelings

Do they?

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

You're wife must be the exception. She drinks until she feels nothing at all cause she's married to you

How's the missus, NB?

 

[satanssockpuppet]

"Sit on a potato pan, Otis" is a palindrome.

 

[Mustard]

How's the missus, NB?

Youre projecting cause you have a couple alts, you faggot. Im not @NoBacon

 

[T-t-t-Terry!]

Youre projecting cause you have a couple alts, you faggot. Im not @NoBacon

Too bad I can't project a wife onto you, huh?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

@BenDovid forcibly integrated public schools, child

 

[Mustard]

Too bad I can't project a wife onto you, huh?

Youre wife doesnt exist as far as we know

 

[Build Black Better]

"Sit on a potato pan, Otis" is a palindrome.

If a person is cibohphobic, it means they have an irrational fear of palindromes.

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

We also need to normalize humming loonies and toonies at strippers' heads as opposed to putting down a five every time.

So who are you from the other forum.

 

[Dog Eater]

If you play the end of The Beatles song “Strawberry Fields” backwards you can hear John Lennon admitting to killing Paul McCartney. This means there are only 3 surviving members of The Beatles.

 

[Turk February]

Songwriters get 0.003 percent of proceeds from songs. I learned this from a song.

 

[guyincognito2.0]

Don't we have enough pennies, why make more!?

My useless trivia is that they dont make pennies out of copper anymore! They use zinc I think. We’re like the voltron of trivial trivia

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

I was reading pornographic comic books and learned in Korea they call older sister's "noona". It sounds stupid. It sounds nothing like onee-chan as they say in a sensible society.

This is the peak of Korean music.

Spoiler: Explaining the joke because nobody is clicking this

It's a cover of Dragostei din tei where Numa is replaced with noona.
EDIT 1: As an aside knowing the actual title of the Numa Numa song should be a point of trivia (although I spelled it wrong).

 

[PickleRickle]

Factoids dont actually mean anything. Something becomes a factoid the moments its in print, and thats pretty gay.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

knowing pretty much every O&A bit

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

My useless trivia is that they dont make pennies out of copper anymore! They use zinc I think. We’re like the voltron of trivial trivia

You know you just took the trivia he posted and you set it on fire and pissed on it. Real fawkin classy, pal.

 

[aRTie02150]

Every successful woman has found her success through marriage.

Except Oprah.

 

[Cumiace]

The main character in the movie "The Brother from another planet" doesn't talk for the whole movie