What's the most "con man" thing you've ever done?

[HH Brother]

I get subway through the app so I don't have to suffer Indian accents or the visual of brown poo hands assembling my sandwich. Whenever I go to pick it up I actually get one of the employees' attention and just flash the app like a badge. They've never once asked to see it. Sometimes if they see me grabbing the bag and I didn't do the app thing they'll just be like "Abe?" and I say yes. Anyone could just lie and say they're Abe. They don't remember me.

"Yes, I ordered the tunabones sub, funster."

 

[aRTie02150]

When I was about 11-12 I snuck into the New England Aquarium and when security asked where I snuck in from and I simply said the cafeteria and he looked at me and I can tell he tried not to laugh because he realized how simple it was to sneak into the stupid place.

If anyone wants to know how, just go up the escalator to the cafeteria and when in the cafeteria just use the elevator to go down one floor and your in.

 

[nasty twp]

When I was about 11-12 I snuck into the New England Aquarium and when security asked where I snuck in from and I simply said the cafeteria and he looked at me and I can tell he tried not to laugh because he realized how simple it was to sneak into the stupid place.

If anyone wants to know how, just go up the escalator to the cafeteria and when in the cafeteria just use the elevator to go down one floor and your in.

Once I was tempted to pull a similar scam at the Royal Opera House, on getting lost after a seminar.

Trouble is, the corridors weren’t deserted when I found a small window of opportunity, and in my panic down in the catacombs I could only find the door to the Pit. While I’ve no qualms about sitting in a musicians’ lap, I think there might have been some bother.

And as it goes, while ferreting around I discovered no sexy doleful male ghost down there stalking singers and composing epics in secret. Bit of a let down, 0/10

 

[Toast]

I don't understand, you choose the quality of whatever torrent you choose to download so how is it hit or miss? And, you could easily torrent DVDs with the extras and menus intact.

I dunno i was downloading shit from usenext outta fucking europe to avoid my ISP giving me shit. I did live rural bumfuck area at the time since i was poor. Internet wasn't so fast back then.

 

[johnnynoname]

When I was about 11-12 I snuck into the New England Aquarium and when security asked where I snuck in from and I simply said the cafeteria and he looked at me and I can tell he tried not to laugh because he realized how simple it was to sneak into the stupid place.

If anyone wants to know how, just go up the escalator to the cafeteria and when in the cafeteria just use the elevator to go down one floor and your in.

The shocking thing about this is that there are PR’s in Boston

 

[Monk]

Not sure if you can get away with it anymore but I maxed out Paypal Credit and never paid them back a dime. They don't report to credit agencies, and the most annoying thing that came of it was some letters offering a settlement for half of what I owed, which I immediately threw away. They'd try to call me too but it's easy to lock your shit down with Google voice and anti-spam apps. Eventually, they stopped bothering with the letters. Thanks for the $7500, dickheads.

 

[Chive Turkey]

He probably lives in a nice area where people don’t do stuff like that.

Or in a shithole where the dipshit staff are too lazy or stupid to bother checking anything.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Or in a shithole where the dipshit staff are too lazy or stupid to bother checking anything.

You can tell a lot about the area if they hand you your coffee at the drive thru before or after you pay.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

When i was a degenerate pothead i used to rip people off on deals all the time. Some guy wanted an oz of bud before, so i molded some pieces of bread into smallish nuggets, wrapped it up good in some white plastic bags and handed it to him for like £180 lol.. there are still many places i can't walk around without looking over my shoulder, and that was nearly two decades ago.

 

[aRTie02150]

The shocking thing about this is that there are PR’s in Boston

I came over the bridge from Chelsea. PR central at the time.

 

[DMbA]

I don't understand, you choose the quality of whatever torrent you choose to download so how is it hit or miss? And, you could easily torrent DVDs with the extras and menus intact.

A whole DVD iso was like 4gb and we were probably rocking a 20gb harddisk, not to mention it takes days to finish

 

[whyarewedoingthisagain_mybb]

When I was about 11-12 I snuck into the New England Aquarium and when security asked where I snuck in from and I simply said the cafeteria and he looked at me and I can tell he tried not to laugh because he realized how simple it was to sneak into the stupid place.

If anyone wants to know how, just go up the escalator to the cafeteria and when in the cafeteria just use the elevator to go down one floor and your in.

Why does an Aquarium care if kids are sneaking in, it's educational. Lame ass library with fish.

 

[Voscabulary]

Why does an Aquarium care if kids are sneaking in, it's educational. Lame ass library with fish.

because artie's puerto rican

 

[johnnynoname]

I ha

Pretended to like a girls hobbies to fuck her.

I read up on the artists work she liked went to a gallery with her and ended up spending years pretending to be interested in art so much that people who I wasn't trying to fuck now think i have a interest in it too years on.

respectfully- not so much "conning" as it is something all niggas do when there young, and desperate

 

[Chuck Berry's Toilet Cams]

I ha

respectfully- not so much "conning" as it is something all niggas do when there young, and desperate

I was too retarded to ever pretend to take any interest in their goofy shit. Even stuff that would have been easy to lie about "oh yeah, I like that band" or whatever...nope "those guys fucking suck, that isn't even music...where are you parents at?!"

When broads lied to me about liking my music, as soon as I figured out they were full of shit I immediately lost interest in them. Why would I want unlimited mouth fucking if she doesn't really like Oasis?

 

[New Name]

When iPod nanos were first released I’d sell the empty boxes on eBay with wordy titles and descriptions that all clearly stated it was just the box and manuals at a buy it now price just a little under retail and that worked a few times

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Way back in the day, I had a shitty job with a vending machine company. I drove around in a van, filling soda/candy/coffee/cigarette machines (this was back in the day, remember). It was really easy at first, and I was good at it, but when some other guy quit, they gave me his route, and it was absolutely brutal. There was no way to finish it in less than 10-11 hours, and they paid a weekly salary, so no OT. So I figured out a whole racket where I'd fudge the numbers and clip a buck from each machine. I had around a hundred machines a day so it added up fast. They also had a room at their warehouse where they stored old cigarettes until they exchanged them for fresh, and I clipped cartons, and sold them for cheap at a Puerto Rican bodega a few towns over. I quit before they got wise.

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I used to put my moms tequila mixer into water bottles and sell it to 14 year olds for 10 bucks a pop.

I was 31

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

I used to regularly short weed to people that I had ascertained were too dumb to bother to verify the weight. It was only a few customers, and I feel my consistent promptness was the trade-off for a little funny business on my end.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

The shocking thing about this is that there are PR’s in Boston

I came over the bridge from Chelsea. PR central at the time.

The Boston area has had a lot of Puerto Ricans for a long time and Colombians and , yes, Brazilians for awhile, as well.