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Me neither.I've never understood these guys who say 'we got married
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Me neither.I've never understood these guys who say 'we got married
Oh god, Italian girls. I’m part greaseball but you’d think the Irish side would have informed me. Great body: humongous tits with apple cheek features, glasses, plump booty but totally insane.Dated an Italian once. Horrible. Believed in ghosts. Would regularly say people were born to meet her or seemed like paranormal entities to her. Thought her mother was the anti christ (like the actual devil, not just that her mom sucked.) Half way through our relationship she became obsessed with Jordan Petersen on would call him the greatest thinker of our generation and how he changed her life. Started going on rants about soyboys and liberals. Meanwhile the guy she’s dating now is shorter than her and she’s barely 5 feet tall. Then when I broke up with her because she was getting crazy she told everyone I was the reincarnation of the devil but would never give a reason why.
You dated Josephine, too?Great body: humongous tits with apple cheek features, glasses, plump booty but totally insane.
Yeah that made my bipolar outburst story a walk in the park.Can't top any of these (especially you @Front 242), one of my exes used to complain the fuck out of her mudda and step faddah, then I met them and they were cool as shit. Made me realise the cunt had a screw ball loose. She never gave head either, cunt.
Did you ask her to give your asshole head?Can't top any of these (especially you @Front 242), one of my exes used to complain the fuck out of her mudda and step faddah, then I met them and they were cool as shit. Made me realise the cunt had a screw ball loose. She never gave head either, cunt.
I wouldn't let my worst enemy go down there, lotta problems, lotta fawkin' hairy problems.Did you ask her to give your asshole head?
That was such a odd trend/phase.fwiw, she was one of those scene/emo girls,
my favourite manThat was such a odd trend/phase.
That’s hot, that’s a hot way to live.French girl in college. First girl I ever cohabitated with. Insane drunk with droopy pussy lips. Had to be the center of attention in any social setting.
The girls look was cute but seeing a bunch of mexican guys in skin tight black jeans walking to school was bizarre to me. I thought it was so odd that the trend crossed over like that.my favourite man
Not really. I made sure to pull out constantly because i believe she was trying to get knocked up my retarded assThat’s hot, that’s a hot way to live.
I forgot about this one. This one was really like a horror movie man. I met a girl who was into BDSM, think daddy dom/little girl, walking-on-all-fours with a tailplug in her asshole, lapping up semen from a metal food bowl on the floor while acting like a cat, wanted me to get all of my friends to communally use her like a fuckhole or a urinal. Seems kind of great on the face of it, but this kind of girl comes at a price. She also had a Reddit account where she posted and was extremely popular, she had her own subreddit too. This is veritably Anthony Cumia's dream girl because when I was fucking her she was 19 or 20.
She starts telling me about her life and how she got raped by a landscaper at her house while her parents were away when she was very young. Afterwards, she didn't tell anyone and starting to willingly fuck this guy for da bit. Then, some time later when she was a bit older she began to be groomed by some creep online from across the country. He incepted this notion in her mind that her parents were controlling her life and needed to be out of the picture. Gradually, she told me, so this could all be an exaggeration or outright fabrication (but I don't think so), she and the child groomer conspired to murder her parents and then arrange for her to go and elope with him.
Her parents who are upper middle class bluebloods find all of these conversations and are understandably disturbed. I can't remember the rest of the story too much after that, but I think she was in deep deep trouble.
I kept fucking her for a while after, until my conscience got in the way of my lust.
WWAWT girls changing their msn name to shit like "Bring Jenny The Horizon"?The girls look was cute but seeing a bunch of mexican guys in skin tight black jeans walking to school was bizarre to me. I thought it was so odd that the trend crossed over like that.
You went all the way to France just to get what you could have here.Had to be the center of attention in any social setting.
WWAWT girls changing their msn name to shit like "Bring Jenny The Horizon"?
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