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Whats the craziest girl you ever dated?

Sue Lightning

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Dated an Italian once. Horrible. Believed in ghosts. Would regularly say people were born to meet her or seemed like paranormal entities to her. Thought her mother was the anti christ (like the actual devil, not just that her mom sucked.) Half way through our relationship she became obsessed with Jordan Petersen on would call him the greatest thinker of our generation and how he changed her life. Started going on rants about soyboys and liberals. Meanwhile the guy she’s dating now is shorter than her and she’s barely 5 feet tall. Then when I broke up with her because she was getting crazy she told everyone I was the reincarnation of the devil but would never give a reason why.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

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If I'd stayed with that Scottish cunt I was with I have zero doubt that she would've ended up killing me. She stabbed me, kept me backed into the smallest room in my house with a scalpel, threw bottles at my head, threw rocks at me, punched me in the face more than any one person has ever punched me, etc. This is a lawyer by the way, not some trailer dweller.

I also recently found out that the black chick I was dating a while ago that I thought was so sweet and innocent stabbed a chick with a broken bottle in a club washroom in her 20s and the report said that if paramedics didn't get to her as fast as they did she could've died. I really can't imagine her doing that, but it happened.
 
Turk February

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TheGhostOfAbeVigoda said:
If I'd stayed with that Scottish cunt I was with I have zero doubt that she would've ended up killing me. She stabbed me, kept me backed into the smallest room in my house with a scalpel, threw bottles at my head, threw rocks at me, punched me in the face more than any one person has ever punched me, etc. This is a lawyer by the way, not some trailer dweller.
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Sounds like someone had a tempter, hahahahahahahahahahaha lol
 
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Had a girl come to my new job and make a scene crying about how much she was in love with me to my coworkers. Asked her to wait outside. I go outside ( on a busy sidewalk) expecting her to be somewhat calm but this time she is angry and shouting all kinds of wild shit and calling me a nigger. I was hoping one of the black guys passing by would have slapped her but sadly it didnt happen. It was quite embarrassing but I just laughed it off. She ended up getting a DUI driving home that night. Driving against traffic down a one way street. Never talked to her again.
 
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Sue Lightning said:
Dated an Italian once. Horrible. Believed in ghosts. Would regularly say people were born to meet her or seemed like paranormal entities to her. Thought her mother was the anti christ (like the actual devil, not just that her mom sucked.) Half way through our relationship she became obsessed with Jordan Petersen on would call him the greatest thinker of our generation and how he changed her life. Started going on rants about soyboys and liberals. Meanwhile the guy she’s dating now is shorter than her and she’s barely 5 feet tall. Then when I broke up with her because she was getting crazy she told everyone I was the reincarnation of the devil but would never give a reason why.
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White girls virtually all believe in ghosts and even dumber shit like astrology.
 
Front 242

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Sue Lightning said:
Dated an Italian once. Horrible. Believed in ghosts. Would regularly say people were born to meet her or seemed like paranormal entities to her. Thought her mother was the anti christ (like the actual devil, not just that her mom sucked.) Half way through our relationship she became obsessed with Jordan Petersen on would call him the greatest thinker of our generation and how he changed her life. Started going on rants about soyboys and liberals. Meanwhile the guy she’s dating now is shorter than her and she’s barely 5 feet tall. Then when I broke up with her because she was getting crazy she told everyone I was the reincarnation of the devil but would never give a reason why.
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I've never dated. Presumptive piece of shit. Would you like to be my first girlfriend? How about some charity for those less fortunate than you? Break your boy off a piece of that tight Gen-Z ass.
 
Sue Lightning

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I've never dated. Presumptive piece of shit. Would you like to be my first girlfriend? How about some charity for those less fortunate than you? Break your boy off a piece of that tight Gen-Z ass.
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Every girl I’ve ever dated had a black hole of craziness inside them, some just covered it up longer and controlled it better than others.
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I agree with this. The only question is how long can they hide the crazy.

I've never understood these guys who say 'we got married after the third date.' I get the whole immediate attraction to a person, but you really need six months to find out exactly what the crazy is. Most of the time the crazy seeps out much sooner than six months but you have to watch out because some women can keep up that veneer for six months.
 
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