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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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What’s the closest you’ve ever come to going to prison?
- Thread starter Harry Powell
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My friend stole a BMX bike from a kid at the skatepark. I was with him. I helped him spray paint it and hide it. Come to find out it was like a 2k$ bike. We were only 13/14 yo so they made us pay the kid back and that was it.
The best hookup i ever got from a cop was when i got popped selling hash at a phish concert. (I know i know. How does that even happen? Ima retard). I had a vial of acid and 3 xanax bars on me standing by our car. I was 19/20 yo. The cop got me fair and square ina controlled buy. He threw the vial in the car and threw the xanax on the ground and crushed em w his boot and said “you dont need these felony convictions bro. Its gonna fuck your whole life up but i gotta take you in for something. Ill let you out before the show starts”. The acid+xanax wouldve FUCKED me. But i got a simple misdemeanor dist of weed. He let me go before the show began. Went to court (it was a bitch because it was 6hrs away) and there were people there with 8oz+ of molly, heroin, uhaul trucks full of nitrous. I got up to the judge and he said “13grams of hash? $800 and never come back to my city again”. I said YES SIR! and paid immediately after and no longer go to that city anymore.
The best hookup i ever got from a cop was when i got popped selling hash at a phish concert. (I know i know. How does that even happen? Ima retard). I had a vial of acid and 3 xanax bars on me standing by our car. I was 19/20 yo. The cop got me fair and square ina controlled buy. He threw the vial in the car and threw the xanax on the ground and crushed em w his boot and said “you dont need these felony convictions bro. Its gonna fuck your whole life up but i gotta take you in for something. Ill let you out before the show starts”. The acid+xanax wouldve FUCKED me. But i got a simple misdemeanor dist of weed. He let me go before the show began. Went to court (it was a bitch because it was 6hrs away) and there were people there with 8oz+ of molly, heroin, uhaul trucks full of nitrous. I got up to the judge and he said “13grams of hash? $800 and never come back to my city again”. I said YES SIR! and paid immediately after and no longer go to that city anymore.
Many years ago I was working for a vending machine company and I had two scams going. First, I was clipping a buck or two from every machine and fudging the numbers, and I had 50-100 machines a day so it really added up. And two, this was during the era of cigarette machines, so I was swiping cartons from the warehouse and trading them for blow. I stupidly drove the vending van to my coke guy's house countless times. I was there one afternoon, making a deal for later, then when I went back to pick up my shit, his door had been kicked like fifteen minutes before. If I hadn't been delayed, I'd have been there when it happened. I got really paranoid and quit both doing blow and that job right then.
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I’ve been an accomplice to numerous Twitter bannings of a back alley looking Tunisian knife fighter. I’m so sorry, Keith.
one time i accidentally saw up a girls skirt and I saw her drawers and her buttcheeks and I understand that this is illegal
Holy shit dude that cop saved your life.
You eurofags don’t have a statute of limitations? I’m free and clear on all my past crimes baby!
Welcome to my childhood.
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I'm a Britfag, Harry. Brexit, baby!
This same thing happened to me with a sizable amount of oxy i bought online about 10 years ago. I freaked the fuck out as the guy in line in front of me at the depot was clearly collecting a black bag wrapped in tape that stunk of weed and I thought it was one of those "sting day" operations where they try bag a handful of crims at once. I left the store empty handed and tailed him around town till he got on his bus. When nothing happened i went and picked up my package and got high as fuck at work.
Nothing really. Once as a kid was chasing some kids down the street with a sledgehammer and the local village policeman on his bicycle came around the corner.
Hilarious thinking back on it now. I was only about 9 and the hammer was nearly as big as me. What a little meanie.
Hilarious thinking back on it now. I was only about 9 and the hammer was nearly as big as me. What a little meanie.
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My cousin and I had planned to go boost a truck. On my way their I had a medical emergency. Passed out and hit my head, unconscious. I didn't make the gig.
He was caught and sentenced to 10 years. I did so well in that time and feel really guilty. He's getting out soon and we have some stuff planned for him, can't wait
He was caught and sentenced to 10 years. I did so well in that time and feel really guilty. He's getting out soon and we have some stuff planned for him, can't wait
Hey, I thought you said you got jumped by a couple of shines!!
I was ready to call bullshit on the whole story until you mentioned being a father of FOUR!I've had a couple of Jamesons so I'll share my story.I used to freebase coke with my mom and gay brother. Robbed a convenience store and got caught. Judge gave me a choice - go to prison or join the army. I picked the army and am now a proud United States military veteran, father of four, and successful musical entrepreneur. Don't be jealous, LIBTARD.
