What's the best flavor of Dorito?

[guest]

Doritos are for white trash hicks. That's why they pair so well with Mountain Dew.

Then roughly 80% of the forums should be chiming in

 

[stealthygeek]

They used to have ketchup ones in Canada that were PFG.

I see those 3D ones are back. I loved them as a kid.

They're not the same, about a third of the size of the original. I had a whole method for eating the old ones that can't be replicated with these. Theyre fine but it was disappointing nostalgia wise.

 

[The Arm]

The only time I eat junk food is when I'm at a family gathering. I don't keep it in my house. Doritos smell like an uncleaned fish tank.

 

[guest]

I tried original doritos once when I was a kid and thought they tasted like shit. They're without a doubt a nigger snack. You all have the taste of niggers.

Also...Ranch dressing is a female condiment. Any "male" that likes anything ranch flavored is most likely a fag and likes to swallow cum.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

They used to have ketchup ones in Canada that were PFG.

I read about those. I was hoping to give them a shot, but no opportunity.

 

[aRTie02150]

They used to have ketchup ones in Canada that were PFG.


They're not the same, about a third of the size of the original. I had a whole method for eating the old ones that can't be replicated with these. Theyre fine but it was disappointing nostalgia wise.

Thanks for the heads up. I was gonna buy some in the morning like a stupid spic.

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

Fuck yo Doritos nigga WWAW da fawkin different Combos flavors? First things first you can take your cracker Combos and stuff it right up your dick slit, if you’re not eating pretzel what are you even doing breathing my air. I’m all in with the buffalo blue cheese myself but pizzeria also get a nigga tummy rumblin

 

[aRTie02150]

Fuck yo Doritos nigga WWAW da fawkin different Combos flavors? First things first you can take your cracker Combos and stuff it right up your dick slit, if you’re not eating pretzel what are you even doing breathing my air. I’m all in with the buffalo blue cheese myself but pizzeria also get a nigga tummy rumblin

My gripe with the pretzel ones is you often get one that's rotten, super hard, or even empty with no filling.

Cracker ones are more reliable.

 

[Brooke Shields]

wwaw these being shit but mom doesn't care cause she shops at aldi's and they 3$ cheaper?

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

My gripe with the pretzel ones is you often get one that's rotten, super hard, or even empty with no filling.

Cracker ones are more reliable.

I hate when I accidentally eat one without filling. It kind of reminds me of having a finger popped in your ass during sex when you don’t expect it. Or an electric egg but those are actually for putting your dick in

 

[Former Prez Gerald Ford]

wwaw these being shit but mom doesn't care cause she shops at aldi's and they 3$ cheaper?

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What da FAWK mom why didn’t you go to Whole Foods like I asked and get the cooler ranch and Tostitos nacho dip? This is why dad left us you fucking whore

 

[Feltch My Ass]

this is a great question

do they still even make salsa verda?

 

[Pat the Simp]

I'm more of a Wise Bravos man myself.

 

[RaggotFetard]

These are fantastic

Yeah, these are probably my favorite.

 

[aRTie02150]

If I go long enough without showering, my balls end up smelling like blue Doritos.