Yeah, get one of those passes you could get for 10 grand to sleep in the enclosure and bring a bat. Really crack one over the head to see their confusion, anger, and sorrow.
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- Mr. Tomlinson's feud started after members of the now-defunct Reddit site r/opieandanthony got his Twitter account suspended, causing him to threaten some bored trolls who never heard of him with a libel lawsuit. The trolls responded predictably.
- Mr. Tomlinson has been instructed many times by friends, family, police, and attorneys to stop engaging with his trolls, and that continuing to provoke them will cause him to be trolled even more. Mr. Tomlinson wilfully ignores this advice
- He would eventually file a defamation suit against 60 anonymous people which was dismissed with Mr. Tomlinson being ordered to pay $34,762.25 for opposing parties' attorney fees.
- He ended up paying $83,736.99 due to his unsuccessful attempts to dodge the court-ordered judgement, for which he faced jail time and contempt charges.
- He also filed 2 frivolous restraining orders against people who had engaged in First Amendment-protected behavior (one for texting him and another for attending his contempt of court hearing), both of which were dismissed.
- Early on in the lawsuit, Mr. Tomlinson vandalized his own motorcycle and submitted a false police report blaming the people he was suing.
- He accidentally sent surveillance video of the alleged vandal (himself) to a troll.
- Mr. Tomlinson has never shown this video footage during any of his media tours, and desperately tries to scrub it from the internet.
- Mr. Tomlinson claims that the surveillance video was initiated by his "motion-activated" camera, which only collects "30 seconds at a time", despite the video being 32 seconds long and beginning several seconds before the "vandal" enters into the frame.
- On 13 April 2023, the individual responsible for calling the fake emergencies (SWATs) to Mr. Tomlinson's house, a SWAT-for-hire dealer named "Torswats", revealed that Mr. Tomlinson ordered the SWATs to his own house because he wanted to get in the news and sue the MPD for money.
- Torswats would repeat these allegations in private chats which were not intended for public view.
- Mr. Tomlinson has gone on multiple news tours since the SWATtings started in order to promote his victimhood brand, utilizing the services of Lenora Claire.
- He also recently sued the MPD for money.
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The first time a primate is found to sign a question,"WHY?!"
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To give a real answer, I've always dreamed of becoming a Major League Baseball player.
I'm from Dayton, Ohio and I have two very bad knees.
I'm from Dayton, Ohio and I have two very bad knees.
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That would be tough, they speak English everywhere now. You’d have to go to Mongolia or some shit.I want to hitchhike around a country that doesn't speak English, with no destination, no plan. Maybe take a year off to do that. Just go on a completely wacky, wild adventure, getting into trouble, getting into shenanigans and stuff.
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Right, that’s the problem with this plan. Awful chicks. Maybe some former Soviet central Asian place?
Best bet is former Yugoslavia. Find a nice Bosnian chick and have a blast.
My dreams are all dead and buried, but you niggas got some purdy good ideas in here.
They really don't. 90%+ of Mexico only speaks Spanish, China, Japan, and even India have really low rates of English. Outside the anglophone and western Europe you don't get much English.
Most of the fun ones like joining a surf crew to rob banks and bang hot dumb chicks are out of my reach.
Slowly, but (un)surely, writing a book, so I can be a "professional author."
And I'm teaching myself how to count cards. Planning some cross-country national parks/casino trips w the family in the next few years.
Slowly, but (un)surely, writing a book, so I can be a "professional author."
And I'm teaching myself how to count cards. Planning some cross-country national parks/casino trips w the family in the next few years.
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I meant in places you’d want to go. China and India are shitholes that I would kill myself before I hitchhiked through. Japan is probably too nice for the type of thing he’s looking for and I don’t think anyone would pick him up. In Mexico he would be killed.
Seems like an impossible combination then. All the decent places are too good for what he's looking for, and all the shitholes are shitholes. Norm MacDonald summarizes American travel wonderfully. "I've been all over this beautiful globe. Not to Africa, or Asia, or South America. Really I've been all over North America. Not Mexico."
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Eastern Europe, Central Asia would probably be OK. Chile/Argentina/Peru might work. Outside of the usual tourist areas you wouldn’t hear much English and I would think people would be mostly cool and not murder you.
Central South America is really good. I'd add on Uruguay to the list of acceptable places there. I'd think the best bet would be a place that speaks English officially, but most locals don't, like British Honduras (Belize).
I always wanted to fly a plane but I doubt I will ever get the chance. bummer 
I'd like to urinate on the side of pat's shitty mustang
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Yeah I spent a week in Chile and really enjoyed it. That’s a place americans really sleep on.
I'd love to meet him someday but have accepted it will never happen.