What's Next For Jim Norton? Is He The Next Cumia?

[Chive Turkey]

Pancakes & Viking Cock House

Lox & Cox.

 

[Chapel]

I’m just waiting for the Todd and Jim show

 

[NigelCumia]

Sam will take whatever they offer because he can use it as a reason for WWE to hire him for occasional live events. I think they use him for the PPV pre shows.

What would Sam walk away to?

 

[BatarianGuard]

This is a lie that Howard often repeats. Jackie never asked back and was retired and had walked off the show for good.

Jackie *definitely* tried to come back about month or so later: he admitted it himself.



He knew he done fucked up lol

 

[UnPRePared]

Jackie *definitely* tried to come back about month or so later: he admitted it himself.



He knew he done fucked up lol

Fred cornered Jackie about it on his last terrestrial appearance. King of Mars Norris, ever the sensitive over protective cunt, attacked Martling for leaving, and Jackie, to his credit, kept his calm during it and just said he didn't like the contact offer. That made Frightening Fred madder, and he said "Then how come you tried to come back afterwards to accept that same contract?" Jackie laughed uncomfortably and said "Because a woman has a right to change her mind!"

By default, Jackie was the most normal of the whole crew, which isn't saying much, but he called them on their bullshit, and accurately at that. He never used Don Ohlmeyer as his agent, either (the other three did). Jackie was always their outsider and the other three were a clique, but the best jokes are always written by Jack.

 

[Professor Rape]

I was certain he's admitted he works for WWE for FREE.

Jesus.

He does lol

 

[MissyMusclesFucksDogs]

A marathon fueled by Mountain Dew and dinosaur tendies, topped off with a hopefully very, very painful cancer.

Did somebody say “TOPPED”!?

 

[TaintofGeorge]

The evidence was in his podcast thing with Blobby. They had discussed it before they went on air.

Norton knows he is fucked financially for the future, gets Blobby to ask if he is alright money wise. The whore or whatever it is suggests it wants a 'normal' house. They fuck off and buy a normal house to put some money in the kitty. Norton makes out he did it for his 'wife'.

 

[Nana Cumia]

Banned from the SiriusXM building yet?

 

[NoBacon]

Who cares? Jimmy dropped everyone when they couldn’t further his career, and they’ll do the same to him.

Nobody is going to watch his podcast, a 68 year old man and his young husband - so bad.

 

[UnPRePared]

Sure hope his friends don't quietly unfriend him on Twitter.

I'm just kidding, he has no friends.

 

[NoBacon]

Hopefully he remembers all the good times at Sirius, like committing a rape in the Ron and Fez office of a passed out drunk teenager.

 

[UnPRePared]

Hopefully he remembers all the good times at Sirius, like committing a rape in the Ron and Fez office of a passed out drunk teenager.

Yes, we cannot forget that

JIM NORTON COMMITTED A RAPE ON SIRIUS STUDIO GROUNDS WITH AN ALLEGEDLY UNDERAGE GIRL PLIED WITH ALCOHOL.

I hope Viking Quing Thicki waterboards him every night.