what's everyone's new years resolution?

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I want to rape the brother of an obscure ex radio host.

You stay the hell away from Elmo Hughes.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I'm going to learn how to really rip the dobro. I can play it now, but I want to learn how to play it real good.

I'm also going to learn how to shit a perfect cube like a wombat.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

PR my half marathon speed. It’s unheard of at my age (42).

I like that

 

[The Arm]

I want to gain a bit more muscle and learn to sing. I'm switching to heavier weights and I downloaded a tuner app to my phone, to see if I'm on pitch. I don't think I'm going to be very good at singing.

 

[guest]

Eat. Pray. Love.

 

[captain_kamala]

tomorrow i will be 1 week alcohol free. what a nasty relapse. prior to that i was sober 9 months. never again.

 

[guest]

Eat. Pray. Love.

Same, live laugh love.

 

[guest]

tomorrow i will be 1 week alcohol free. what a nasty relapse. prior to that i was sober 9 months. never again.

Congrats bebe. Stay safe and sane... we like you here.

 

[Cuphead]

Get back into the gym more and drink less.

Still workout, but not as frequently as I used to. Still in good shape, but worried if I fall off more I could end up looking like Patrick in a few years.

Not quitting alcohol, but need to cutback. Probably will stick to a just a beer or two on the weekdays.

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Less takeaways
Be nicer
More mindfulness
And practice more guitar

 

[Punished Dan Mullen]

Same, live laugh love.

Live and let live forgive and forget

 

[Jizz]

i'm a strong independent woman
i just like a good athletic fuck there's nothing like it
has nothing to do with material things the nigga was gonna get me jewelry for christmas i said no all i want is one of those ice makers that makes the sonic ice

yeah i will end up in some sad situation alone as my mental illness worsens so let me enjoy life while i can.

Sonic ice rules.

 

[Imager]

Sorry but having pride in dating professional athletes is sad. You're sharing that cock with another woman in another city without a doubt and you'll never find proper stability and happiness from it. Only short term happiness and happiness from material items.

Just being honest with ya babe. Unless that nigga buys you a place to live, why waste your time? You're gonna be in your 40s soon and be living in crummy section 8 and hospital situations. Looks will fade as they naturally do and you'll no longer getting that "pro athlete" dick.

Try focusing on cleaning yourself up and finding a place to live before you end up like a combination of atalker Patti and Lady Di.

Please and thanks.

God Bless and have a blessed new year. I hope you get to hang out with your little ones at some point.

I was on a crowded plane once and sat next to this big black dude. I was in the window seat, and he was in the middle seat. He could barely fit.

He had to be a football player or something like that. College is my guess.

He was on his cell phone the entire time texting white girls. It had to be like 5 of them, minimum.

As soon as he landed he was on the phone, handling multiple phone calls.

I hated him for destroying our race, and could not figure out why it was worth it for him. It appeared tedious to me, even if the chicks were all hot.

 

[Snake]

I was on a crowded plane once and sat next to this big black dude. I was in the window seat, and he was in the middle seat. He could barely fit.

He had to be a football player or something like that. College is my guess.

He was on his cell phone the entire time texting white girls. It had to be like 5 of them, minimum.

As soon as he landed he was on the phone, handling multiple phone calls.

I hated him for destroying our race, and could not figure out why it was worth it for him. It appeared tedious to me, even if the chicks were all hot.

I saw this gaunt looking nigger with two, 300lb+ mudsharks that looked a drop retarded on the subway this morning. They're not taking our best. They take what we don't want.

 

[LaylaCumiasMoistHotPocket]

Stop it with the hookers.

 

[Imager]

I saw this gaunt looking nigger with two, 300lb+ mudsharks that looked a drop retarded on the subway this morning. They're not taking our best. They take what we don't want.

Unfortunately this guy was not taking the landwhales.

 

[Snake]

Unfortunately this guy was not taking the landwhales.

Take comfort in them eventually being brutally murdered.

 

[analeggsalad]

never made one in my life. It's fucking gay. Ever notice how "self improvement" types tend to be weirdos or fucked up beyond repair? Just do it™

 

[guest]

tomorrow i will be 1 week alcohol free. what a nasty relapse. prior to that i was sober 9 months. never again.

alcohol is truly poison...

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

one of those ice makers

your fridge doesn't have a freezer compartment & a tray? You're such a tramp, I love it