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What's a good pick up line that works at a bar?

Mr. Faggotry

Mr. Faggotry

The world’s expert on faggotry
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CuntFucker said:
A sad one
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CumiaPoodle

CumiaPoodle

Brazil sent me a wife with a dick ☺️
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Ever fuck a nigga!? I hope not because I and the rest of the world finds that disgusting.

then show her who founded blacked.com over an old fashioned
 
Mick_Mickerson

Mick_Mickerson

Which way?! Medium or well done?
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guest said:
Just buy them drinks and ask questions about them and pretend to be interested in whatever inane shit they’re talking about.

Be direct. “Can I have your number, I’d like to take you out sometime”. You should get to that point within 5 minutes or else move on.
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I wouldn't buy anyone a drink until she's actively engaging with you in conversation for awhile

Shouldn't be advising a brothaman to be simping around the bar emptying his wallet
 
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Mick_Mickerson said:
I wouldn't buy anyone a drink until she's actively engaging with you in conversation for awhile

Shouldn't be advising a brothaman to be simping around the bar emptying his wallet
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Yeah I can agree with that. I should have worded it better because I didn’t mean to open with the drink buying, that’s dumb. Usually people at the bar already have a drink anyways so you look like a retard buying a drink for a girl who is holding a drink.
 
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