What's a good pick up line that works at a bar?

[guest]

I finally found the perfect bar to pick up chicks in. Not only is it always full of hot asian college students (already easy for me because Im white), but the men there are asian or ugly as fuck (no competition).

I won't have to try very hard, but I'll still need a good line or a way to separate one from the group to fuck her.

 

[Meownaw]

Tell them you bully a fat scifi writer online and their pussies will be drenched.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

I'm Lucygod K-Schwabby

 

[Smeckler's Powder]

I've had 100% success with when they ask me what I do and I say "I work with special needs dolphins."

 

[Cuphead]

If you're trying to use pick up lines, you've already lost. Socialize like a normal person. Life ain't a movie.

 

[guest]

If you're trying to use pick up lines, you've already lost. Socialize like a normal person. Life ain't a movie.

Pick up line's the wrong term. I don't mean a cheesy joke or anything. I mean, what's the opening line I should use when walking up to one of these chinks?

"Hey there ling ling! You rikey the fried rice?"

 

[CuntFucker]

Open up with a firm handshake. Say "busy night, tonight?", even if it's empty.

Introduce yourself as a male feminist. Ask about her ex boyfriends, and tell her they were awful and she deserves better. Buy her and all her friends drinks.

Once she is sufficiently impressed, exchange numbers and steam ID's.

 

[CuntFucker]

I finally found the perfect bar to pick up chicks in. Not only is it always full of hot asian college students

First mistake right here. Asian girls don't give pussy. I got BTFO by a Korean girl and ever since I have been sending hate mail to BTS

 

[FatPatsBaps]

Don't make this rape turn into a murder.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"10 inches. Why?"

 

[Calculating Bovinity]

"Madam, may I see your cunt?"

 

[guest]

"Madam, may I see your cunt?"

"I can smell your cunt".

In all seriousness, I guess I'll have to go for something cliche like complimenting their clothing or something.

 

[Maybe even kiss you]

Just ask if they know who your brother is.

 

[guest]

"Yeah I found success with a famous song parody a while back...maybe you heard of it? Called 'gonna lectric shock OJ'"

 

[guest]

Just buy them drinks and ask questions about them and pretend to be interested in whatever inane shit they’re talking about.

Be direct. “Can I have your number, I’d like to take you out sometime”. You should get to that point within 5 minutes or else move on.

 

[Wa4892]

"Did you get those pants on sale?"

Wait for answer

"Later tonight at my place they will be on sale ...... 100% off."

 

[CuntFucker]

are you an archaeologist because I have a large bone that needs examining

edit:

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

 

[Mr. Faggotry]

If you're trying to use pick up lines, you've already lost. Socialize like a normal person. Life ain't a movie.

Your life’s a movie.

 

[CuntFucker]

Your life’s a movie.

A sad one