What’s a good company to work for? Need to know asap!

[Nigger Jim]

Say I went into work and started screaming bloody murder about my work load and managers are debating if I should still work there…

What would be a good company to look into?

Hypothetically, of course

 

[aRTie02150]

Say I went into work and started screaming bloody murder about my work load and managers are debating if I should still work there…

What would be a good company to look into?

Hypothetically, of course

I personally am sick of working. I'd take a paycut to work from home a few hours a day.

 

[StlakerFatti]

i hope the agency didn't demote you to desk work for a failed mission. i think that you do excellent work, so far nobody was able to break the cipher on your posts here, not compromising your comms channels

 

[Honey Badger]

I hear Enterprise Rent a Car really teaches you how to be your own boss

 

[HotAnus]

Posts By Ghosts is an up and coming Fortune 500 company. Take a gander

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Just travel the countryside planting apple trees and speaking with the critters. You have a job. You have a purpose. You have the sun and the rain and the apple seed.

 

[Keith Robinson]

I think you have the aptitude for some sort of animal control or logging/tree felling. You could also just give up, buy a van and roam around the country raping people.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I think you have the aptitude for some sort of animal control or logging/tree felling. You could also just give up, buy a van and roam around the country raping people.

Dog Catcher Jim would be badass. They mostly know who's boss, like this guy:



But if they ever get uppity, Jim rolls up his sleeves and fights the dog with his bare hands while screaming racial slurs at it.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I personally am sick of working. I'd take a paycut to work from home a few hours a day.

You'll get your sandwich in 3-5 working days.

 

[CuntFucker]

You sound retarded, look for an entry level low stress job in an office somewhere and don't spend money like "those people" you mention every 5 seconds, just suck up to some manager and you will get somewhere, maybe. I have a big dick and the corporate big wigs couldn't handle my aggressive innovation and chart-shattering growth, I demand payraise or I get a low stress job no cap

 

[Nigger Jim]

You sound retarded, look for an entry level low stress job in an office somewhere and don't spend money like "those people" you mention every 5 seconds, just suck up to some manager and you will get somewhere, maybe. I have a big dick and the corporate big wigs couldn't handle my aggressive innovation and chart-shattering growth, I demand payraise or I get a low stress job no cap

I legit have a masters degree. Think about that

 

[Nigger Jim]

Just travel the countryside planting apple trees and speaking with the critters. You have a job. You have a purpose. You have the sun and the rain and the apple seed.

Maybe

 

[Nigger Jim]

Nevermind

 

[Racist Google Intern]

Nevermind

About the raping or the seed planting? I'll just forget both.

 

[Sam Bankman-Fried]

I hear Panera treats people right.

 

[HR@PaneraBread]

I hear Panera treats people right.

kill yourself, faggot

 

[lil chud]

Always go for giant companies (thousands of employees) and avoid startups if you're looking to get paid to do little work.