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What’s a good company to work for? Need to know asap!

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

The Greased Beast
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I think you have the aptitude for some sort of animal control or logging/tree felling. You could also just give up, buy a van and roam around the country raping people.
Dog Catcher Jim would be badass. They mostly know who's boss, like this guy:



But if they ever get uppity, Jim rolls up his sleeves and fights the dog with his bare hands while screaming racial slurs at it.
 

CuntFucker

#1 Poster
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You sound retarded, look for an entry level low stress job in an office somewhere and don't spend money like "those people" you mention every 5 seconds, just suck up to some manager and you will get somewhere, maybe. I have a big dick and the corporate big wigs couldn't handle my aggressive innovation and chart-shattering growth, I demand payraise or I get a low stress job no cap
 
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You sound retarded, look for an entry level low stress job in an office somewhere and don't spend money like "those people" you mention every 5 seconds, just suck up to some manager and you will get somewhere, maybe. I have a big dick and the corporate big wigs couldn't handle my aggressive innovation and chart-shattering growth, I demand payraise or I get a low stress job no cap

I legit have a masters degree. Think about that
 

lil chud

I'm a chiquita banana Guy
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Always go for giant companies (thousands of employees) and avoid startups if you're looking to get paid to do little work.
 
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