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What's a complement you've gotten in life that makes you feel good?

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I'll Die With a Blackfly Pickin' My Bones
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Turk February said:
Someone once said I look like popular film actor Charles Bronson, but later let it slip that it was meant as an insult.

You really are a piece of shit, @TheGhostOfAbeVigoda
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IT'S NOT AN INSULT! You look like a more huggable version of Charles Bronson in Death Wish. It's badass. Yet, huggable.
 
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aRTie02150 said:
I've been told that I'm a naturally funny person a few times in life. It's always made me feel good. Being funny isn't easy and I've always been able to make people laugh.

I remember giving a teacher a hard time and being a smart ass one day and he asked me to stay after class. The nigga said "you're a very quick witted young man, please just tune it down a little and try not to distract everyone all the time." He went on to talk about how he needs to be taken seriously and I wasn't helping his cause by being a clown. He made ME laugh when he said something about trying not to laugh at some of the shit I would say or do in class because it would only encourage me.

One of those conversations you never forget. I felt like I grew up a little. I respected his wishes and wasn't as gregarious in class after our talk.
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You've motivated me to start feeding the birds. There's another compliment for you artie.
 
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My eyes. My eyes are a light hazely greenish-gold colour that turns a bold gold-colour when strong light hits it. I get complimented on it often and often by women.
 
Ronnie G

Ronnie G

Looschen up folksch
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I was shy as a youngster, so people always thought I was fawkin brooding when I was really a nervous nellie on the inside. I made a few quips during a summer party at my first office job and this MILFy manager said "Oh, you actually have a personality!" I always wondered if I could have banged her if I pursued it.
 
TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

TheGhostOfAbeVigoda

I'll Die With a Blackfly Pickin' My Bones
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Ronnie G said:
I was shy as a youngster, so people always thought I was fawkin brooding when I was really a nervous nellie on the inside. I made a few quips during a summer party at my first office job and this MILFy manager said "Oh, you actually have a personality!" I always wondered if I could have banged her if I pursued it.
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I had a plant job for a while where I never spoke unless I had to. I just did my job like a fucking robot and I was crazy good at it. One time I got talking to a chick on break and she was like "I never knew you were so funny. You're really intense, everyone's afraid of you." I am intense and feared. I did end up fucking her, also. One of two half decent broads that ever worked there and I banged them both.
 
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