What’s a common joke, bit, or punchline that annoys you?

[Voscabulary]

I don't know if it's because of my unbridled disdain towards the chip chipperson character, but a real pet hate of mine is when someone ends a point with "or something"

nice lack of confidence in your observation, stupid

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Boomers love to scan something at the checkout and when it doesn’t work “Guess that means its free!” How about I rip whatever hair out that you have left.

“Hi, I’ll be your waitress today.” “Hi, I’ll be your customer today.”

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I don't know if it's because of my unbridled disdain towards the chip chipperson character, but a real pet hate of mine is when someone ends a point with "or something"

nice lack of confidence in your observation, stupid

I do a lot of that but I say "or some shit" which sounds even dumber.

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

I hate in movies or shows when they cut in mid-joke, and the person goofily says a punchline, like for example: " I told to the guy, 'Hey, I'm not eating all that ketchup! What kind of car dealership are you running?"---and everyone laughs their asses off. I'm getting angry just thinking about it.

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

When I watch new-ish videos from old YouTubers I get a lot of "looks like my sense of humor hasn't changed in the past decade/since middle/high school" etc.
Alternately the comments are full of people mentioning that X is making the same type of videos he always has for however many years.

Facebook and YouTube comments are full of people making the same jokes because a surprising amount of normies aren't able to come up with anything funny on their own so they use one of the many "funny comment" templates mentioned above.

Or they just steal a joke from whatever they're commenting on.

 

[Cartoon Redux]

Sub-30 second video, all the top comments are quotes from the video with thousands of likes

 

[John Wayne Gacy]

Facebook and YouTube comments are full of people making the same jokes because a surprising amount of normies aren't able to come up with anything funny on their own so they use one of the many "funny comment" templates mentioned above.

I had a burner Facebook account for a long time. I used to specifically go to the comments section and shit talk various groups of people and call them faggots and cunts and all sorts of stuff without consequence. I remember one time I said "Black people are just plain ugly and they bother me."

However the day my account got suspended for hate speech was when I replied "That's what they want you to think " on someone's comment. Go figure.

 

[Honey Badger]

Any fight video on X being followed by a dozen of the exact same “fucked around and found out” gif comments

 

[More Worser]

Anything that comes out of a black person's mouth.

 

[Dassabesso]

"another day another dollar."

Fuck you. I get paid over $100 a day.

Righteous bucks

 

[bantadant]

It's present in too many movies these days, but the "Well that just happened" commentary that's supposed to be funny always annoys the shit out of me.


Personally, I like to respond to comments similar to "I like your shirt" with "You can't have it" Always catches them off guard.

I'd fawkin kill at the cellar table with that

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

Anything that comes out of a female comedian's mouth.

 

[Turk February]

I hate mom jokes. Like, I don't think I've laughed at one since I was 9.

 

[Turk February]

I don't know if it's because of my unbridled disdain towards the chip chipperson character, but a real pet hate of mine is when someone ends a point with "or something"

nice lack of confidence in your observation, stupid

I do this so often, it's a crutch. It fucking hate it about myself too.

 

[DMAN]

The general niggerization of language that all people fall back on as fake confidence when they get in an argument. "This you? I ain't the one!!!" You will see some faggot like David Hogg talking like 2Pac to defend some bullshit womanly sentiment. "Y'all don't know about environmental awareness, and it shows. Say it louder for Y'all in the back."

 

[Dummy Gaynuts]

People saying "ruh roh" like scooby doo instead of saying "uh oh". Don't fuckin do that shit

 

[ミスタースパーコル]

"Who hurt you?"
"Sir this is a Wendy's."

 

[bantadant]

The general niggerization of language that all people fall back on as fake confidence when they get in an argument. "This you? I ain't the one!!!" You will see some faggot like David Hogg talking like 2Pac to defend some bullshit womanly sentiment. "Y'all don't know about environmental awareness, and it shows. Say it louder for Y'all in the back."

That's what I'm talmbout, son. I'm finna show David Hogg my hog

People should be shot on site for using either of these "words"

 

[UnPRePared]

"Sir this is a Wendy's."

Did JonTron make this one happen?

I hate that I know this.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

Did JonTron make this one happen?

I hate that I know this.

I don’t know what you’re talking about haha.