What would you do if/when you stayed at Pat's (superhost) Air BnB?

[Suetonius]

Theres nothing any of you could do to this shithole that would make it worse than it already is

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

scan for cameras.

get a fake copy of something worth in excess of $1M & 'accidently' lose it somewhere, see if it gets returned

 

[Ha Ha Ha Holeee Shit!]

Take one of the pallet chairs on your way out.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

I'd become a squatter

 

[iBangedQuasi]

I'd ask Josh Connor Moon for a sort of router virus and crash his Internet.

Ok post the gif

 

[goo gobbler]

i would just observe him. he'd be like watching a gazelle frolic in africa as he waddles to his pellet chairs. you don't really need to do anything to be entertained. i always thought it'd be funny to do the pilgrimage to hoolies and wear a greenbay jersey and cheese head thing and just watch the pig in his element. being targeted with a hand sell would be like watching a zoo animal do something silly.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

put prints of Nazi iconography on the walls, take pics & complain

 

[Sgt Zogbot Delta Operator]

"Here are your towels. Comforter's freshly cleaned and checkout is 11am. Any questions?"

"No, that's quite all right. Thanks, child."

"What?"

"I just said thanks. I can see why this AirBnB is so highly reviewed."

"Leave. NEVER RETURN."

 

[RoTheHo69]

Leave random pieces of lunch meat hidden around

 

[FranksWirecutters]

I'd ask Josh Connor Moon for a sort of router virus and crash his Internet.

Ok post the gif

Just be careful on the IRS question.

 

[DMbA]

I'd show pat my tech deck

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

I'd show pat my tech deck

I like ur 'I want to be Neeenja' pfp

that song slaps

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

I would demand Pat hang out and talk with me for four hours as advertised.

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I would hide fish all around the house like Norm and Artie did in Dirty Work. Then I would leave a negative review complaining about the fish smell to draw suspicion away from me and onto the previous person who stayed there. It's the perfect plan!

 

[chewtoyrapist]

Realistically I'd probably go on a bender and stay holed up pretending to be patrick with a prostitute wife for a weekend (does heidi do GFE?).

 

[Petworth dude]

People who stay there should follow the advice in this article carefully: https://www.cnet.com/home/security/...r-next-airbnb/?utm_source=pocket-newtab-en-us

 

[Honeycomb Hideout]

I would blast the Motley Poo playlist as loud as possible

 

[AliceWorquer]

Reorganize his stupid fucking color coded bookshelf and dismantle his dumb lego typewriter.
I'd also seek out the boxes of unsold books he has and water damage them.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Id write the word FAT in huge letters on a piece of paper and leave it on his kitchen table