What would you do if @patreeky tried to force himself on you?

[Brooke Shields]

I'd turn a quick 180 and run backwards, ass extended, buttcheeks spread

 

[Turk February]

lube up for maximum comfort - some of god's natural forces can not be stopped, only taken in the shithole

 

[guest]

What the fuck

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

What the fuck

I think he’s not quite obsessed with you. Maybe even kiss you.

 

[Sue Lightning]

I flip him around and fuck his butt, see how he likes it

 

[guest]

Lots of deep closets in this place🫤

 

[Jenna]

Lots of deep closets in this place🫤

My house is light on closets, child.

 

[Lamont & Tonelli]

I doubt anything more than a polite but firm "Nah, man" would be necessary, I think a Patreeky drunk enough to try anything forceful would be too drunk to be very effective. It would probably end with me consoling him and saying that he's great but I'm not the one, and we'd figure out who he was transferring his affection to me from and strategize from there.
Alternate scenario: the nice harmless guy act is all a bit, he drugs my drink and I wake up strapped to a bondage cross with my asscheeks taped open. In that case, I guess I just pray for Bruce Willis to save me.

 

[not that Jack Horner]

i dont even joke about that kind of gay shit

nothing funny about burning in hell forever

 

[johnnynoname]

"WELL HELLO DARE.....DIS BE THE PATREEKY...WHO HAVE THE MIRACLE WHIP FOR MY FREETS"

 

[Milk74]

I doubt anything more than a polite but firm "Nah, man" would be necessary, I think a Patreeky drunk enough to try anything forceful would be too drunk to be very effective. It would probably end with me consoling him and saying that he's great but I'm not the one, and we'd figure out who he was transferring his affection to me from and strategize from there.
Alternate scenario: the nice harmless guy act is all a bit, he drugs my drink and I wake up strapped to a bondage cross with my asscheeks taped open. In that case, I guess I just pray for Bruce Willis to save me.

This read like a love letter, loc.

 

[guest]

Shit myself and hope he's not a @chocolatehellhole alt

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I would run to @Lucyfer for protection.

 

[ThePepsiColaRapist]

I'd spank his little Dutch bottom and then make him cook me up some crepes.

 

[RapistWithHIV]

Patreeky's energy is so estrogen charged I wouldn't even feel gay about it

 

[HH Brother]

buttcheeks spread

Like you're trying to pull apart the plastic shell that surrounds newly purchased electronics, Brookester.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Furthest I'll let him go is a blowjob


Okay fine he can lick my balls

 

[Imager]

Furthest I'll let him go is a blowjob


Okay fine he can lick my balls

Is fingering your asshole where you draw the line??

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Is fingering your asshole where you draw the line??

He has to keep it over the rim. No insertion under any circumstances


But if he does he has to limit it to one knuckle only. Pinky finger too.


Okay maybe the index

 

[Say “Cookie”]

I'd spank his little Dutch bottom and then make him cook me up some crepes.

Have him make you some stroopwafels for dessert, child.